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innerearinfarction t1_je9gyrg wrote

I wonder how the seagull feels about it

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Outrageous_Credit_96 t1_je9jyxm wrote

I don’t think that’s a seagull. Looks like a plover and they are protected.

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Otis_Firefly t1_jeb3wik wrote

You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.

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TWiesengrund t1_je9g97f wrote

Gosh, leave some ladies for the rest of us!

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Naschka t1_je9grpk wrote

You mean there is a seagull and it is walking around proudly with some guy?

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JazzyFay93 t1_je9crcq wrote

Any votes on what the city is?

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SlowbroBo t1_je9fj02 wrote

Portland

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MrEffenWhite t1_jea7lm3 wrote

We don't really have a gull community here. I've definitely not seen a blackheaded gull. But the behavior is very Portland.

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JazzyFay93 t1_je9fmyn wrote

I’ve visited Portland once and this totally makes sense 😂

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TheSpiderEpisode t1_je9icmm wrote

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start. (Select, start for 2 player)

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livi4479 t1_je9jqds wrote

Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart

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allnightdisco t1_jea85oh wrote

He doesn’t want to be pigeon hold.

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[deleted] t1_jea2707 wrote

Does he walk around saying “mine, mine, mine”

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Heiny_Hound t1_jeagpl7 wrote

Little dude looks like a Pingu character

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organmaster_kev t1_jeav0bq wrote

Nope impressive if you aren't near the beach...

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ghostfrog t1_jeb1ikv wrote

You know that towel is completely encrusted with poop inside.

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ReadingFromTheShittr t1_jeb3ras wrote

You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay cause the noise level alone on those things... I mean have you ever heard a gull up close? It's gonna blast your eardrums out, dude.

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Wouldtick t1_jecy7jv wrote

You can pet a gull’s eardrums, but never hear a seabird that is someone’s pet.

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LT-COL-Obvious t1_jeb6a74 wrote

Does he have no knowledge of bird law? I mean the noise alone.

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InevitableFly t1_jeb6kyj wrote

Florida Man has sex with his pet seagull

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mfd418 t1_jebxdn3 wrote

You spelled beach chicken wrong...

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UncleP24-7 t1_jec20s0 wrote

He looks like he should eat it.

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davine__ t1_jeeijrp wrote

Looks like a penguin

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Childe_Roland13 t1_je9opa8 wrote

[hjk] in fairness, it is quite the achievement, they're hard to catch. [/hjk]

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drain7r t1_je9tmxd wrote

The fuck is with the overuse of tone tags lol

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