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ekimp t1_jc52ckp wrote

You’re lucky you got a fortune at all.

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rich1051414 t1_jc60g4k wrote

Self referential. It's not you who is the failure.

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Socratov t1_jc7ef8k wrote

Have you been buying your fortune cookies from Steven He's Failure Management?

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GranTurismosubaru t1_jce4abl wrote

My friend had one that said, “you are selfish and greedy”. He was buying me Thai food!

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