simplytoaskquestions t1_jed3r80 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM

"The Virgin Mary is not here"

F0000r t1_jed3tgm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM

Luke 14:33 Jesus says, "So therefore, whoever of you does not renounce all that he has cannot be my dis- ciple"

Kurtai85 t1_jedi5ci wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:48 AM

And homie still has a truck full of his stuff. What a poser.

KorgX3 t1_jeesa5t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:19 PM

>And homie still has a ~~truck~~ Subaru full of his stuff. What a poser.

FTFY

ItzNuckinFutz t1_jed718p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:50 AM

Holy Rollers.

Edd_the_Redd t1_jefu8sx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:27 PM

Stupid Flanders..

Kenji1912 t1_jed3nkp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:20 AM

It’s begging for a terminator to steal it

PLobosfn t1_jed41ia wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:23 AM

Looks like a stabbin’ cabin. Stay away!

Fabulous-Pause-6881 t1_jeduui1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:43 AM

Jesus needs to heal those springs & shocks.

Sopapillas4All t1_jeeajx1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:58 AM

They're putting alot of faith in that suspension

katyparody t1_jeedfq5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:25 PM

It’s the Outback of an Outback

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[deleted] t1_jed4cc6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:26 AM

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SamHainLoomis13 t1_jed4eq3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:26 AM

I thought God was everywhere? Why does he have to be mobile?

[deleted] t1_jed4y5k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:31 AM

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IamLuann t1_jed5a72 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:34 AM

Iowa truck stop 80 has a "mobile" church!!!

tampicoorange t1_jed7uaj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:58 AM

I was baptised in a similar vehicle

digiocky t1_jed92s8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:09 AM

I don't know, but I want to make a mobile sauna/boyna now.

rascible t1_jed99il wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:11 AM

The Church of Our Lady Chrystal Methamphetamin

[deleted] t1_jedaatm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:21 AM

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obxhead t1_jedhvso wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:45 AM

Not for long. That car won’t carry that load too far.

siri-west t1_jedlfli wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:29 AM

Complete with a drive thru confessional

siri-west t1_jedlize wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:30 AM

For the sinner on the go

Lost-Challenge7790 t1_jedq5ul wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:34 AM

Mobile Church and Sauna. Come for the homily, stay for the handjobs!

Little-Variation8268 t1_jedtod4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:25 AM

When you need a quick wedding to keep you butt out of jail, they"'ll bring the church to you!

davethompson413 t1_jedu9wq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:34 AM

Well, it said not to build the house on sand, but it didn't say anything about a truck, so.....

PageBest3106 t1_jeeayxl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:02 PM

Luke use the fork!

Elegant_Mail_4927 t1_jefwbhc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:41 PM

They'll lie to you then take your money!

damaprimera t1_jedr4eo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:48 AM

If you won't come to the pedophiles, let the pedophiles come to you

LeTouatteRatte t1_jeeqcsu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:05 PM

The mobile church is custom made for those handsy priests who keep being transferred.

mobile church?

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