Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite!Submitted by A_Specific_Hippo t3_122o6y4 in funny
aDudeFromDunwall t1_jdr4pbh wrote
Id join but request thé first stop we make is at stephen hawking’s party
McMacHack t1_jds2u4d wrote
Hey Nerd where's the beer? By the way they prove Hawking Radiation is real after you die.
Gamemode_Cat t1_jds5wou wrote
New headcanon: time travel is real and they did show up to his party, but they bullied him so he never told anyone
OnlyMortal666 t1_jdsdf7u wrote
“We’ll go back a few more years and prevent your first book from getting published.”
Gamemode_Cat t1_jdse9gk wrote
What first book? ;)
OnlyMortal666 t1_jdvzcd5 wrote
“We’ll also go back and tell Fred Hoyle the truth”
aDudeFromDunwall t1_jdtc852 wrote
Nah we will make him drink enough that he forgets the whole thing
aDudeFromDunwall t1_jdtc6b2 wrote
Beer? Im bringing my friends jack and daniel
Twisted_Wrench t1_jdr7049 wrote
This.
werf_mich_weg t1_jdtbnka wrote
Would you go to a lame party made by the lamest group of people? Especially since you know that nobody else ever showed up?
I say we party with Jesus and then ride a dinosaur. Maybe watch the heat dead of the universe afterwards. Maybe the big bang.
aDudeFromDunwall t1_jdv0387 wrote
Bro. We litteraly have all the time in the world. Also How about partying with jesus ON a dinosaur.
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