No-No-No!

This is not a single purpose device. It is however:

• a male or female urinal
• clinically approved, hospital accepted, dildoe for vaginal or anal application
• approved drinking glass for use by patients when assisted by a nurse or aid
• holder for massage oil (clinical or sex trade)
• beer stein for Oktoberfest (particularly for boilermakers
• substitute for enema or douche bag

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