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SmallBlueRat t1_jdhuneh wrote

Soooo... can you taste through your balls?

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ScrollButtons t1_jdi3zoo wrote

No.

While there's evidence that testicles have taste receptors, you cannot taste through them for two reasons:

  1. They're likely on the inside of the testicle so you'd have to cut them open to even try;

  2. They're not connected to your brain so you wouldn't receive the signal even if you mutilated yourself to get to them.

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DannyDoubleTap47 t1_jdiwsb8 wrote

slowly drops knife yep shoulda read both reasons first… fuck

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xXDelta33Xx t1_jdj21k4 wrote

Don‘t let them stop you they just don’t want to see you succeed!!!

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vacconesgood t1_jdkbhdg wrote

Um... why are there inputs that are unplugged, and why there?

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MonkeyFluffers t1_jdhtf0w wrote

All those are questions I have. What's the answer OP?

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Tok3n- t1_jdhx25e wrote

Only if you’re very flexible.

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Anomalius_Reborn t1_jdhy9fa wrote

Why do you have 28 open tabs?

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MisterBuzz OP t1_jdi2ksw wrote

Stuff I want to read, but not at the time I searched for it.

Aka: I'm a procrastinator.

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Grumpie-cat t1_jdivc0z wrote

You think 28 is a lot… ooh boy… you don’t even know how many I’ve had open once

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Awpss t1_jdjjn4j wrote

This is like bragging that you put too much food on your plate. You information glutton. Disgusting.

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MisterBuzz OP t1_jdiwxsd wrote

For real, this was even after I cleaned my tabs up a week or so ago lol

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CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3 t1_jdiwr8s wrote

I currently have upwards of 2100 tabs open in FF, and I don't plan on closing them anytime soon

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SensitiveAd5962 t1_jdifp3b wrote

Weird, but if you want to know mercury tastes almost exactly lead but not as strong.

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Forgetful8nine t1_jdj84yt wrote

Posting on my main...because why not?!

Soo...my daughter's fiancée saw a TikTok in which it was stated that men can taste soy sauce through their balls.

Knowing that I'd had a few drinks, she asked me if this was true - I said no. Then she asked the killer question: "Have you ever tried it?" Again, the answer was no. "You should try it and find out for definite!"

Had I been sober, I would not have dunked my nuts into a small bowl of soy sauce for science.

Oh, and no, I couldn't taste the soy sauce through my balls.

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Hello-There-GKenobi t1_jdlirj9 wrote

Are you sure? I mean when you drink alcohol, it interferes with the tastebuds in your balls. I mean, do you not think food after a few drinks taste better? So you gotta try it without being drunk.

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lord_justin t1_jdjewjx wrote

I’m surprised “the rainbow” isn’t one of the suggestions.

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AppleMtnCupcakeKid t1_jdl8u30 wrote

I swear that’s the only reason I had peanut butter on them!

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DevynDavies t1_jdjcqj1 wrote

I certainly can, dunno about the rest of you 😂

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nice_69 t1_jdhv45j wrote

The answer is yes.

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Comfortable-Cause-81 t1_jdi4srp wrote

I have no sense of smell. My brain does not make the chemicals for olfactory sensation.

I still have taste and am a damn good cook.

I have no information on testical tasting ability.

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cabalavatar t1_jdj4pr7 wrote

In your original endeavour, try Quote Investigator. It doesn't always have an answer, but when it does, the answer is thorough. It will provide sources and provide discussion/debate if relevant.

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Raidiation17 t1_jdjokpb wrote

Wait, you guys CAN'T taste through your balls? I think i need to talk to my Dr......

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bouchert t1_jdju7kw wrote

I'd say no, but I imagine technically if you rubbed DMSO on your balls, it would cause you to taste garlic just as it does when applied anywhere else on the skin.

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gamageeknerd t1_jdjupz1 wrote

The balls aren’t your scrotum so that wouldn’t work even if they did taste unless you were doing some horrific stuff

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bouchert t1_jdjwkoi wrote

Okay, pedant. On your scrotum then. The skin of your scrotum. Massaged into the epidermal layer. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes, perhaps much less to start tasting a garlicky taste. (Note that I am not necessarily recommending this...DMSO has been found to easily carry many chemicals through the akin and even accidental contamination could contribute to a poisoning)

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AdSad3112 t1_jdl2mu8 wrote

I can taste fear through my balls

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ou8agr81 t1_jdibs7r wrote

If you dip your balls in soy sauce for 5 min you will taste it. Really. No /s.

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Frequent-Draft-2477 t1_jdipohu wrote

You are still using chrome & not using Edge Browser (Bing AI)

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darw1nf1sh t1_jdizhc3 wrote

Honestly though, I can't taste anything in paprika. It is just powdered red pepper, but to me it has zero flavor. I have always assumed it was just to add coloring to foods. But some people can actually taste it.

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RealisticallyLazy t1_jdj5ecy wrote

Try smoked paprika instead of regular. Has a stronger taste and good on chicken

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Spoomplesplz t1_jdjw6ow wrote

Wasn't this a thing on tiktok for a minute like a year ago?

Someone dunked their balls in soy sauce or something then insisted they could taste it.

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gamerdad227 t1_jdk5uui wrote

One of these things is not like the others…

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ajgeep t1_jdkzr4f wrote

taste fear?

It moreso smells, I wouldn't want to taste it.

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