danceswithdux t1_jefj764 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:15 PM

Who is he? Why does he help? Who cares! The Mysterious Stranger will appear occasionally in V.A.T.S. to lend a hand, with deadly efficiency...

donnied-roc t1_jegafq7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:15 PM

...you are a legend.

CrunchitizeMeCaptn t1_jeggbrp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:54 PM

Dun^((dun)^dun) wahh

[deleted] t1_jegy8cw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:03 PM

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doomtoothx t1_jeh1g07 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:28 PM

That was me and it was their rose bushes.

thochaos13 t1_jeh1p0o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:29 PM

Mine literally lends a hand, by punching my enemies. I don't know why, and it sucks!

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Greycloak42 t1_jeewlos wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM

Because of South Park I always thought this guy looked Canadian. I have a sign with that figure outside of my house, but it definitely doesn't have that text.

BubbaSpanks t1_jeex4ti wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:51 PM

I thought it was for a new South Park myself

[deleted] t1_jefsrav wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:17 PM

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matchosan t1_jeg32t3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:26 PM

Homsar

http://hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c2/homsar_evolution_current.png/180px-homsar_evolution_current.png

vcrmaster1 t1_jegygul wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:05 PM

Th-thank you, so, so mu-ch-ch. 🥲

sharksnut t1_jeg2vpq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:25 PM

He's the good guy, he can't be Canadian

Onits t1_jegl3u2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:27 PM

This was my first thought seeing this. Looks like a Canadian with a bit of an underbite.

CreativeCuckoo t1_jefk33h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:20 PM

When I was little, I was scared of this sign. I thought it meant that a bad guy was lurking around.

MatthewHecht t1_jeg5f07 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:41 PM

Same.

Dicky_Penisburg t1_jef4q2t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:41 PM

Homsar in a fedora.

bear_next_door t1_jefhgad wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:03 PM

I'm a song from the 60s

thisisnotdan t1_jefzxfx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:05 PM

I was raised by a cuppa cawfeeee!

The_Great_Squijibo t1_jege6oy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:40 PM

WhoaaAaAaAaAaA... you shanked my jenga ship!

dandroid126 t1_jeftcvv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:21 PM

WAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA. I'm forever your girl!

Faloopa t1_jeg37s1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:27 PM

It’s obviously The Cheat in a hat and trench coat.

Pinacolada459 t1_jegccua wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:28 PM

I'm the captain of the gravy train.

not-my-best-wank t1_jefno06 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:44 PM

Neighborhood watches are just an excuse to stare into other people's houses with binoculars.

Todd-The-Wraith t1_jefxpoa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:50 PM

They are no match for a series of conveniently placed mirrors on a sunny day

DJSugarSnatch t1_jefbid4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:25 PM

I saw this guy once... he was taking a dump in my neighbors yard.

He's the hero we need.

Belgand t1_jegdexk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:35 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ItfM2Xc.jpg

Scribblr t1_jeggnbx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:56 PM

Neighborhood Animorphs, keeping you safe from Yeerks

Belgand t1_jegq3g8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:02 PM

Generational differences. I was thinking An American Werewitch in South London. The Croydon Crone!

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YardOk3549 t1_jefuljx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:29 PM

Well... It's a fair warning that they Will shoot yo ass down if u fuck with them 🤷🏻‍♂️

Extra_Ad8884 t1_jefjz9x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:20 PM

r/bossfight

Bulky-Internal8579 t1_jefktp9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

It's not Abed, it's BATMAN!!!

Wyzen t1_jefz0vn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:59 PM

When I was a kid, I thought it was a boat atop a wave.

potatoguy__ t1_jeg1kqa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:16 PM

I KNOW CLOAKMAN!!!

HE STABBED ME ONCE

Wolfbrother2 t1_jegu51z wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:32 PM

Well, you probably deserved it. What were you doing?

GameDestiny2 t1_jefszml wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM

When Batman meets the Punisher

ActionFlank t1_jefy27i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:52 PM

The Shadow knows....

Neinbozobozobozo t1_jef2xky wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:29 PM

I need this sign for my neighborhood

Shmusher3 t1_jegcd49 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:28 PM

All hail Cloakman! Fighter of the coat man, champion of the sun

BizzyM t1_jegu1q3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:31 PM

I've always wanted to put up signs at intersections "Red Light Runners May Be Sniped" with a little pictogram detailing such.

UncleDuude t1_jefwoi5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:43 PM

I want one

MillHoodz_Finest t1_jeg24h3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:20 PM

same, I want to put one on my block

TerribLizard t1_jeg5g2f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:42 PM

"They think I'm hiding in the shadows.... But I am the shadows "

KorgX3 t1_jef5l7h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:47 PM

Cloakman sounds like the Grand Wizard's personal assassin.

ThePoopIsOnFire t1_jefi6go wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:08 PM

Lethal Force Man

winstondabee t1_jefs5qz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:13 PM

More please

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fdsfgs71 t1_jeghavg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:01 PM

Not gonna lie, I've always thought this silhouette looks like Homsar from Homestar Runner, and I've never encountered anyone else who thinks the same before.

AmaSandwich t1_jegkjsk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:23 PM

I always thought it was Detective Homestar Runner

Arctic_Scholar t1_jegpq70 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:00 PM

this neighborhood protected by Homestar Runner

icegun784 t1_jefiasz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:09 PM

I feel like I remember it from Dexter the cartoon

BlitzblauDonnergruen t1_jegj5ii wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:14 PM

Plot twist: he makes his own rules, whats bad and whats not

boringnamehere t1_jegphbi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:58 PM

Not really a twist. What is described is a vigilante, they typically act as judge, jury, and executioner.

BlitzblauDonnergruen t1_jeh0v7s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:23 PM

Judge dredd inc

cereal_state t1_jegl6ty wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:28 PM

Is he half Canadian?

NZ_Fish t1_jegm9z5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:35 PM

Cloakman is Darkman, prove me wrong

Mwk01 t1_jegpkim wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:59 PM

"Does not endorse or condone... thank you.. we love you..." outstanding

BoopleSnuffe t1_jegu0eh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:31 PM

Silver Shroud from Wish.com

HMM__PP t1_jegvqo8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:44 PM

Fear is a tool. When they see this sign, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning. To them

rottweiler100 t1_jegxiu7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:58 PM

Reminds me of TRUNK MONKEY.

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Truthfulclaw t1_jefm7w5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:35 PM

Don't fuck with the cloaked man

arp492022 t1_jefs1zo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:13 PM

BDE (Big Dwight Energy)

Gobiego t1_jefspgo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:17 PM

Best neighborhood watch sign EVER!

Groady_Toadstool t1_jeg54y6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:40 PM

Need that in my neighborhood

MaliciousWolf t1_jeg5ci6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:41 PM

Ah, Alan Wagner, yes.

Sloep3 t1_jeg6v1y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:51 PM

What da cloakman doin

DrowningFelix t1_jeg703m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM

Is this just the mysterious stranger from fallout?

[deleted] t1_jeg798c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:54 PM

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CommanderOshawott t1_jega12p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:12 PM

Thanks Cloakman!

michen3 t1_jegb4z4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:20 PM

As a child born in the early 80s, I always thought this was a cat. 🤦🏻

ouroboro76 t1_jeggzxx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:59 PM

Cloakman, if you are reading this, please don't shoot me.

anshi1432 t1_jeghd90 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:01 PM

why is this funny? he is real.

AniketC007 t1_jeghijl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:02 PM

SCP Class: Archon

XNoMoneyMoProblemsX t1_jegiv3y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:12 PM

Hopefully, "doing a bad thing" isn't subjective here

ItsJustZombiek t1_jeglqju wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:32 PM

He could be in this very room! It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-

thehermit14 t1_jego8fe wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:49 PM

Bad Santa. Got it.

Arctic_Scholar t1_jegpn3s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:59 PM

We love you so much

joybuzz t1_jegs9br wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:18 PM

That's the PI in the Milkman's mind in Psychonauts. It even has the South Park Canadian mouth.

kstonge11 t1_jegyq82 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:07 PM

Watch out fellow assassin

AppropriateRelease90 t1_jeh1aw5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:26 PM

So like Santa Claus??

Sonyguyus t1_jefsejr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:15 PM

I’m cloakman, buddy

[deleted] t1_jeex5i8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:51 PM

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AlbatrossMediocre625 t1_jef3kzo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:34 PM

well, a dead body you pick only once.

[deleted] t1_jef4p9b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:41 PM

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Quercusagrifloria t1_jegm7j0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:35 PM

I am pissed. Please replace with cloakperson.

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