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wubbbalubbadubdub t1_je59y3h wrote

As a bald guy whenever I see another bald guy in public I point him out to my wife and say look at that guy over there, you know he's a good guy.

She got sick of the joke a long time ago but it'll get funny again in the future.

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KAMSPioneer t1_je65wkr wrote

Started shaving my head several months ago, and since then I've started saying shit like this too.

I'm glad that it's something natural and not just me, maybe that will make my friends and girlfriend roll their eyes less often at my remarks.

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AfterAardvark3085 t1_je8gady wrote

Not personally bald, but I watch some streamers and in group games, they're very much acting like "bald bros" when it comes up.

I've never even heard of bald rivalry...

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the_overrated t1_je69zu2 wrote

There's nothing but love within the bald community, we'd never murder one another with sci-fi weaponry.

One bald guy would make the "we must go to the same barber" joke and the other would fake a laugh. Not kill each other.

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jonwritesmovies OP t1_je6bk16 wrote

Totally. I like joking around about it, but in reality, I got noting but respect for my bald brethren, especially the ones who embrace it.

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LordButtworth t1_je57dil wrote

Revenge of the Sith music started playing in my head as soon as the light sabers came on.

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mastopher t1_je5d65r wrote

Hair we go again 😉

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D0D0BA t1_je5go37 wrote

Thought was a fucking BHJ

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Shady_Sam t1_je5hwvd wrote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Snuggledtoopieces t1_je7v1wa wrote

Balding and a bald guy.

Ones a condition the others a choice.

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TheSpiderEpisode t1_je7zg77 wrote

Yeah right, media doesn’t talk about bald on bald violence.

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Kurotan t1_je68cst wrote

There can be only one!

Highlander needs to come back.

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bald_and_nerdy t1_je7aiwo wrote

"Get back, I'm gonna practice my stabbin. Ha HA"

Roberto in Futurama

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Spoobie90 t1_je59sd1 wrote

There are several bald guys at my local bar. Like actually bald, not shaved-head neo-nazis. It ain't that kinda bar.

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NetLibrarian t1_je5ib4y wrote

Hey, plenty of us who shave our heads aren't crazy neo-nazis. It's a hairstyle, not a political choice.

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mickeyflinn t1_je5tg5h wrote

IKR!!

I shave my head because I had no choice. Nature took most of my hair anyway, I just finished the job.

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NetLibrarian t1_je5yd4w wrote

Exactly! A shaved head is much more attractive than one with some wispy and scraggly hair coming off it. (Or is in my case, anyways.)

Plus, I have to say, I've come to love the feel of having a freshly shaved head, not to mention the convenience. If I knew, I would have done it years ago.

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KAMSPioneer t1_je66bjn wrote

These days, 48 hours of stubble makes me feel unkempt; when I was a teenager I wore my hair almost to my shoulders.

I prefer my new simple life

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the_overrated t1_je6acon wrote

I was a SHARP skinhead in middle school & high school (it was the 1980s, things were different then) who ultimately outgrew the scene and grew my hair out.

Only to then start to lose it fast enough to need to start shaving it, and now I'm back where I was a few decades ago: shaving my head every day.

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NetLibrarian t1_je6bn88 wrote

I went the opposite direction, I was a long haired hippy kid back in my school days, kept the long hair for decades until it started coming out on its own.

Honestly though, I love the feel of having a shaved head now, and the ease and simplicity of having no hair is full of convenience. I'm amazed that headshaving isn't more common than it is.

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the_overrated t1_je6cfr9 wrote

My hippy years were in between my skinhead and bald adult years, so while brief I've experienced the highs & lows of hair.

(I still see Phish shows more often than I should admit.)

And agreed on the ease & simplicity - I'd never want to deal with having long hair again.

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bald_and_nerdy t1_je7b1q5 wrote

When you say shaved head I think you're thinking of a very short buzz cut. Not bald. When I think of bald it's with a razor and a shiny head afterwards. That kind of bald. The shiny head is not to be confused with the skin head.

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