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yell_worldstar t1_jebhb28 wrote

And this is what many preachers and priests emulate

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Central_Control t1_jecy8ye wrote

Of course they do. They know exactly what they're putting on that sign. How fucking stupid do you think that they'd have to be not to get that joke? It's an extremely simple joke. Simple enough for children to understand.

Because priests prey on children. They always have. They always will. Nothing has changed.

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sagitta_luminus t1_jebwhhk wrote

🎶I wanna get down on my knees

And start pleasin’ Jesus

I wanna feel his salvation

All over my face🎶

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Fleadip t1_jec71rt wrote

Faith+1

This episode is so damn funny🤣

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Tecloyourdeath t1_jebl9vq wrote

is this the reason why a large number of church workers are pedophiles?

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Fritener t1_jebgz8i wrote

Not while I have any strength!

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iambluest t1_jebnznm wrote

Pray on your knees, with your shoulders on the mattress.

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Notinyourbushes t1_jebrl4h wrote

Well someone learned the wrong lesson from Harvey Weinstein.

Edited for shitty grammar from trying to have two conversations at once.

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buzzkill007 t1_jebs9ws wrote

This isn't even the cringiest thing I've ever seen from a church. I mean, have you listened to any praise and worship music lyrics? Or Christian rock for that matter? So many songs with the "Jesus is my boyfriend" theme. Yikes!

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davethompson413 t1_jebt9m0 wrote

I've heard that there are some priests willing to prove that they are sufficient substitutes

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stalphonzo t1_jebwws6 wrote

Please tell me he uses a condom. I don't need to be that famous.

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cokendsmile t1_jebxj6h wrote

‘Jesus is in me’, has a completely new meaning now

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SNEV3NS t1_jec0n2c wrote

Well, they are the bride of Christ....

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Psycho-FangSenpai t1_jec1wut wrote

Jesus better cut his hair and stack on 100 pounds of muscle before I let that happen

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Stormystorms t1_jec2nmr wrote

What are you doing, step Jesus?

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acuet t1_jec4uwo wrote

I want his holly spirit all over my face and body!

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Whoknows4820017 t1_jebzmov wrote

Sounds like what an average catholic priest would say

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pegleg57 t1_jecc7ye wrote

.....And then he comes.........

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Ididntbreakanyrules t1_jecdgcq wrote

Fair trade considering where I'm heading otherwise if he exists.

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OkImpress3543 t1_jece56x wrote

Jesus will have to pay the troll toll

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fixerdrew02 t1_jeckhs7 wrote

Christianity is full of sexual innuendoes

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LinearFluid t1_jecozrh wrote

Jesus is the name of the Church Preacher.

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jrockcrown t1_jecrntz wrote

Feel the lords salivation upon your face and know he is upon thee

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cleaver1015 t1_ject9lw wrote

Me: "Why can't I enter heaven? "

St Pete: "Jesus needs to enter you."

Me: "I promise you, he entered me last night."

St Pete: "Not Jesus Romero, Jesus Christ."

Me: "You mean my ass is sore for nothing? "

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NeonsStyle t1_jedovaw wrote

That's why Jesus is Gay!

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WingedBunny1 t1_jeeakq3 wrote

Religion is one of the worst human inventions.

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Sure-Debate-464 t1_jeeghoa wrote

Never understood the concept of a god with such a fragile ego that if you don't kiss his ass and praise him for no reason you don't get to go to his special club after you die.

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xeroonethree t1_jeemrl3 wrote

Get on your knees and take the lord into your mouth (communion)

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cosmic_crust t1_jeetrvz wrote

Everything is a thing, but no thank you.

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