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Awww, they even let him keep his little cigarette that stays lit underwater.

He’s a puffer fish…

Smoked salmon

To be "fair":
"I don't want to to be referred to as him or her"
"I want that one".

What in the world does this have to do with anything?

I remember, years ago, there was a Reddit post about what to do to avoid small talk at the hairdressers because OP found it uncomfortable.

The top reply was something like:

'Spaghetti-Os.

EDIT: Whoops, wrong post. Too bad, it stays.'

If was late at night when I read it and I had to stifle my laughing to avoid waking up my sleeping partner.