road2dawn26 t1_jdcss7r wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:02 PM

I stole that number for my username; they had to find a substitute.

RoadDesigner t1_jdct2b0 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM

Name checks out.

road2dawn26 t1_jdcvrja wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:23 PM

thanks for your help on it

GANDORF57 t1_jdew15d wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM

^(56 offering an explanation): "26 took some much needed down time, but never returned! I was was just supposed to temp!"

Denbus26 t1_jddwvxv wrote on March 23, 2023 at 6:20 PM

Wait a second, I thought I stole it for my username. Do I just have a replica?

road2dawn26 t1_jddxc03 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 6:23 PM

hm... maybe so many people have stolen the 26's that they ran out of replicas? Mine may very well be a replica as well.

elcojotecoyo t1_jdfh12h wrote on March 24, 2023 at 12:31 AM

Thief! (in Gollum's voice)

usefulidiot316 t1_jdcyzkc wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:45 PM

Robberto: I'm thinking of a number between 25 and 27. Guess it, and I'll kill you first.

Bender: Um...ok... fifty... six.. ish?

Roberto: 56? 56!?!? Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good 56ing...

prestron t1_jdczjqt wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:49 PM

Now stand back. I've got to practice my measuring.

CustomerSuspicious25 t1_jdd49w6 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 3:20 PM

God damn you I was going to quote this!

AltairsBlade t1_jdfyf3x wrote on March 24, 2023 at 2:41 AM

I had the same thought, it’s a very very mad world

Amasterclass t1_jdd0ikh wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:55 PM

I’m 56cm’s long! The ruler doesn’t lie goddammit!

DarrenC-6880 t1_jdkwf3b wrote on March 25, 2023 at 3:23 AM

Yeah, when you're 26 and even that is not enough. Talk about entitled!

cPayne21 t1_jdd5ua6 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 3:30 PM

I genuinely thought we were looking at the ‘cm’ being backwards until I read the comments

ReliantLion t1_jdctoyn wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:09 PM

This is why we don't use metric in the US. It's soooo confusing... /s

jvLin t1_jdg4ahn wrote on March 24, 2023 at 3:30 AM

i use this ruler to measure my dick

unfortunately, it’s still just 6cm

BrockChocolate t1_jddbsyt wrote on March 23, 2023 at 4:08 PM

Adam is 25, next year he will be 56, what is he?

Bad at math

ScalaNaturae t1_jddew01 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 4:27 PM

There's actually a really cool and useful explanation for this that only those in this trade know about and could explain to you.

alvarezg t1_jddkmy8 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 5:03 PM

Where was the Quality Control inspector in this?

Unfair-_-Awareness t1_jdee9o9 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 8:10 PM

You mean quabity assuence

Virtual-Reach t1_jdelt7d wrote on March 23, 2023 at 8:58 PM

No, but you're getting close

mR-Smeeth t1_jdf7520 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 11:21 PM

In Botswana 26 is a cursed number on a ruler so it's always replaced with a 56. Similar to how some floor buttons aren't on elevators.

bota_fora t1_jdd3g4e wrote on March 23, 2023 at 3:14 PM

r/OneJob

ImpressTemporary2389 t1_jdd9swu wrote on March 23, 2023 at 3:55 PM

Now you know why Chinese clothing don't fit!

shkabdulhaseeb OP t1_jdddgjq wrote on March 23, 2023 at 4:18 PM

Now I know why.

VisionDoPieca t1_jdgx080 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 9:22 AM

haha

Antique_Bonus_5667 t1_jddmctl wrote on March 23, 2023 at 5:14 PM

the person dropped out of first grade

Moola868 t1_jddoojv wrote on March 23, 2023 at 5:29 PM

It’s just like when someone replaces an S with a Z.

Zen4rest t1_jdeq3vf wrote on March 23, 2023 at 9:25 PM

Looks like they had 30 of them. 29 out of 30 right sounds pretty good to me.

leviathan3k t1_jdetgjs wrote on March 23, 2023 at 9:47 PM

Maybe it was made for Adm. Yamamoto, whose first name is 56.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoroku_Yamamoto

Viewtifultrey3 t1_jdexxiu wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:17 PM

Turn that frown upside down, good sir.

mrb117 t1_jdfx1d9 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 2:30 AM

Going the extra mile 🧐

pistacio814sb t1_jdfxkl7 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 2:34 AM

That’s a foot

everythinghappensto t1_jdg8har wrote on March 24, 2023 at 4:07 AM

They had to make it that way because the Kaiser had stolen our number 26.

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markiethefett t1_jdea0do wrote on March 23, 2023 at 7:43 PM

Someone's getting a 56cm dick.

The_fat_apricot t1_jdf6tzk wrote on March 23, 2023 at 11:19 PM

I mean if you already have 26cm, kudos lol

markiethefett t1_jdgo8ko wrote on March 24, 2023 at 7:15 AM

Haha, very true.

TTVControlWarrior t1_jdes56c wrote on March 23, 2023 at 9:39 PM

dude i have 56" in my pants . he did good job

Competitive_Pool_820 t1_jdf3fbk wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:55 PM

Why does your ruler start from 30?

[deleted] t1_jdffwfy wrote on March 24, 2023 at 12:23 AM

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Embarrassed_Shop_227 t1_jdgrpj8 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 8:05 AM

Trying to fit in be like

[deleted] t1_jdh9gko wrote on March 24, 2023 at 11:52 AM

Use it when posting pictures of your dick on sex dating sites

Brave_Negotiation_63 t1_jdi8huh wrote on March 24, 2023 at 4:06 PM

How do you know he had one job? Maybe he had other jobs?

0880garcia t1_jdjarpn wrote on March 24, 2023 at 8:11 PM

Those are centimeters 🤣

[deleted] t1_jdkt6ex wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:55 AM

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