Submitted by butterflypoo69 t3_124o9su in funny
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LewisEFurr t1_je0zvtm wrote
Paddle?
My ass!
Zarniwoooop t1_je16e15 wrote
My ass: “one paddle please”
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aishaxkaniz t1_je16uti wrote
Racket my ass! "You'd better believe that's a paddlin"
Uberhypnotoad t1_je0zz4y wrote
Leaves 'waffle marks'
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Lucky_Baseball176 t1_je022h8 wrote
Fake books are getting tiresome. Stop it.
VerGuy t1_je0lc6a wrote
N35t0r t1_je0q6fu wrote
So essentially the same thing?
butterflypoo69 OP t1_je0r3gi wrote
It’s a satire.
N35t0r t1_je14rbr wrote
I (tried to) make a joke
anormalgeek t1_je1emeo wrote
Chapter 1: That's a paddlin'
bigwolf29 t1_je00kq3 wrote
Kinky...
butterflypoo69 OP t1_je011x2 wrote
Bettie Page-ish?
butterflypoo69 OP t1_je024ue wrote
From the “Your Childhood Ruined” sub on FB.
Own_Objective_9310 t1_je02qji wrote
Game, Set, Match
Coast_watcher t1_je0k3rs wrote
Munch
allothernamestaken t1_je0pr2m wrote
After tennis, lunch at the Y
Coast_watcher t1_je0k1dh wrote
“ Oh, Suzy…”
SaborLaranja t1_je0divv wrote
"yes pleas" 😂😂😂
JGDesignsBK t1_je067r9 wrote
...and call me Shirley
A_PEZ_ADDICTION t1_je1usjs wrote
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
vizbones t1_je0aes2 wrote
What, no please?
butterflypoo69 OP t1_je0r9tv wrote
In BDSM, based on my limited understanding, there is no “please” or “thank you.”
ieatassHarvardstyle t1_je1vlpl wrote
That's not true at all.
bredelund t1_je16100 wrote
That is wrong unless there is a gag involved.
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terminalblue t1_je17nn6 wrote
Well since op can't figure out anything remotely intelligent to say...
"paddle my ass"
[deleted] t1_je1w1ck wrote
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butterflypoo69 OP t1_je1yzfi wrote
Did you ever find it?
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Pharmakeus_Ubik t1_je2qmm9 wrote
I saw it as "Peddle my ass"
AccessLine t1_je2p3ie wrote
Another title could be..... FAKE a BOOK COVER TITLE.
Hereforthebabyducks t1_je02xrl wrote
Those are rackets though. Racket my ass doesn’t have the same ring to it.