OranguPanda t1_jec6ijc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:05 PM

"Don't shit up the place." Words to live by.

sidarv OP t1_jec6atw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:04 PM

zoomed in fine print

Farkas005 t1_jec6zbf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM

They don't name it the thunderbox for no reason.

billbixbyakahulk t1_jecgfrk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:17 AM

The bathroom? Or Pax East?

Farkas005 t1_jecgkh5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:18 AM

Bathroom.

KeyboardKonan t1_jefk119 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:20 PM

Yes.

[deleted] t1_jedz86n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:46 AM

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OJSimpsons t1_jecujkc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:05 AM

I've felt super gassy today and I can't poop. I got a little rabbit doodoo out earlier but that's it. I am uncomfortable. Thanks for reading.

KorgX3 t1_jed0uco wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:55 AM

I had that last week, now I'm shitting out rough beasts slouching towards Bethlehem.

MisinformedGenius t1_jed3687 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:16 AM

Just wait until the blood-dimmed tide is loosed - that's never a fun cleanup.

One-Hunter6905 t1_jedr8ja wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:49 AM

Internet doctor here, I prescribe 2 bottles of potassium citrate, the lemon flavor. Cancel plans for next 16 hours.

aneeta96 t1_jecmv15 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:05 AM

As my grandfather used to say 'A fart is just a turd knocking on the door'.

SilverAKita t1_jefg68o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM

A fart is just a turd honking on its way down

WhiskerTwitch t1_jecah61 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:34 PM

Hilarious! I gotta know though- what's this actually from/for?

shpydar t1_jecqvmn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:36 AM

PAX East? Like the post caption says?

Asaisav t1_jecryeh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:44 AM

But what specifically at PAX East?

BrandoCalrissian1995 t1_jecsamb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM

Probably at the entrance. For some reason nerds need to be told about self hygiene and that they smell so places have had to start putting up signs saying stuff like this. And if you've ever been to a convention like this, you understand why.

Asaisav t1_jecsvn3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:52 AM

Aaah.... Yeah that sounds plausible

deckard1980 t1_ject8sq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:54 AM

I've never heard a fart referred to as "a passing fancy"

One-Hunter6905 t1_jedrcb1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:51 AM

My new favorite term.

Acktion69 t1_jed01ps wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:49 AM

Never push a fart.

Trent1373 t1_jedb41v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:30 AM

I pride myself on being a free roam farter.

Nidonemo t1_jedjv9r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:09 AM

I needed to learn of the term “shiddyshorts” today. Thank you.

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thenicestsavage t1_jec889y wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Umber mediocrity, that’s great.

CrimsonSon1 t1_jec8fyf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:19 PM

Too many Reddit/Discord mods

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dibschairenforcer t1_jecp57n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:23 AM

Cross post on r/fivehead

Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_jecsn46 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:50 AM

Sage wisdom from the poo guru.

Sweatytubesock t1_jed1ggk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:01 AM

No madam, I’m quite able to decide for myself when I’ve farted enough.

DukeNiemand t1_jed1mee wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:02 AM

I disapprove of this message. #FreeTheRip

richbeezy t1_jed6p2v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:47 AM

Talent Agent: "Hey Brockleigh, found an ad spot for ya. There's just one small catch..."

Sleyeme t1_jed8eu7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:03 AM

“poopypants” & “shiddyshorts” are definitely being avoided at all costs by me👍🏾.

witwebolte41 t1_jedk8pk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:14 AM

I can’t just shit on command, even if I’m farting

StinkyBrittches t1_jedl8iu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:27 AM

It's good that they're being proactive, but it's sad that they have to be.

RabbleRabbits t1_jedogdq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:10 AM

There were a few of these types of “Easter egg” posters throughout PAX. I wish I got more pics. The disclaimer at the bottom is also one ridiculously long sentence

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Xylembuild t1_jee2ick wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:31 AM

No I havent farted enough all day thank you for asking TOOT TOOT!

JobbieKing t1_jeepdl1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:58 PM

Guard your fart. You never know who wants to steal it.

Wonka_Stompa t1_jefo4i7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:47 PM

Shiddyshorts really got me.

StankySocks1 t1_jec7g8x wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:12 PM

Lmao. You have got to zoom in and read the text!

Gamer000111 t1_jeclwuq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:58 AM

No shit, Sherlock

Sleyeme t1_jed8m1q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:05 AM

No shit?? Pax East would be proud.

itsamemario115 t1_jed53hf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:33 AM

This is why being stuck models is so daunting

AibnLaAhid t1_jee2vbq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM

I don't know why you are surprised, given the low morals of society, things like this will become widespread.

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