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[deleted] t1_je1b8o2 wrote
What ? Lol
Few-School-3869 t1_je1bjwg wrote
So how impulsive IS uranus
DryCrack321 t1_je1bztx wrote
The new black? What does that refer to?
desertSkateRatt t1_je1c1bl wrote
Being a Taurian myself that's a confirmed HOLUP moment...!
caveman69420 t1_je1dno2 wrote
As a Taurus who lives with my sister and her boyfriend who is also my coworker i am concerned
General_Promotion347 t1_je1f1g6 wrote
A good day not to be a Taurus.
smurfsundermybed t1_je1jjfs wrote
Spend the week around strangers. They aren't mentioned
GrossConceptualError t1_je1npxd wrote
"the new black" = "the new popular fashion"
GrossConceptualError t1_je1o5kb wrote
"The new black" refers to a new fashion that is even more popular than the classic "little black dress" that never goes out of fashion.
GrossConceptualError t1_je1opc6 wrote
Go with the secret love affair involving yourself. Less complicated.
OwnDish0 OP t1_je1vgp8 wrote
Maybe I read it wrong but I think it's saying you could be involved with a love affair with your family member
[deleted] t1_je1vs3q wrote
That why I said what, well that’s a new one
OwnDish0 OP t1_je1vx2g wrote
Hahaha oh. Yeah. They're getting more inclusive that's for sure.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_je1wiih wrote
There is an OR in there so... You could be safe.... Or not.
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Beneficial_Smoke670 t1_je1yabz wrote
Shoot your shot homie.
Impossible_Web3517 t1_je1yn9x wrote
For what its worth, I think we're all reading this wrong. When they say "a secret love affair involving a family member" I think they mean something more along the lines of "I'm sleeping with my sister's husband", not "I'm sleeping with my sister 🤠"
Kpuntz t1_je27plh wrote
The Alabama Free Press writers sure make those horoscopes relatable
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OwnDish0 OP t1_je2cupc wrote
I wish I had an award to give you
greb1234 t1_je2d2b2 wrote
Alabama in a nut
OwnDish0 OP t1_je2dp8b wrote
Either way both are fucked up
ThefatCannoisseur t1_je2grdi wrote
Hey step bro
Relevant-Pop-3771 t1_je2n2vh wrote
Yeahhh, you didn't read that wrong at all...I guess f***d-up is the new black.
RRahl t1_je2pivb wrote
Stepsister! What are you doing in my room!
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WackjabTrolhabi t1_je2qmuo wrote
Blacked.
kiritothelonewolf666 t1_je2rcgs wrote
Everyone trippin balls. It’s saying ONE of the people involved fits into one of those 4 categories. Your lover cheats on you. Your dad has a side ho. A colleague is screwing the boss. It just means you will be dragged into an affair. Not that you will necessarily be a part of it.
Traveshamamockery_ t1_je2tliy wrote
You’re good. This was the horoscope of Alabama. You don’t live in Alabama, do you?
HubristicOstrich t1_je2udyc wrote
*Consults map with great trepidation*
DeviousDenial t1_je3kvaw wrote
Doesn't mention the part where you break both your arms first.....
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FrederikOlsen20 t1_je43wrl wrote
Disgusting
BiggusDiccoos t1_je4bows wrote
How did you know?!
BiggusDiccoos t1_je4bq1y wrote
I didn’t that was a joke lads
Skully_Lover t1_je4t4bv wrote
Cliff notes: your about to bang your siblings significant other, who may or may not be your boss.
Silverstars80 t1_jeb4u9e wrote
Never trust a Taurus
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