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1320Fastback t1_iubl1og wrote

Bat Boobies!

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lenojames t1_iuc2n7l wrote

Bat-Balls!

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SucksTryAgain t1_iudfb04 wrote

I understand this is a plastic object that resembles a bat. But even so where do you assume bat balls are/ would be located? These are prime boobie locations for a bat.

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wryno14 t1_iubljjr wrote

Holy double-D's, Batman!

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Maes_Hero_Hughes t1_iubzemo wrote

for those wondering they're a "fidget" type of toy. You press the dome down and back up, they make a noise, thats it. Thats their whole purpose.

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Vsdgkk t1_iucdbdz wrote

When I press the domes down on my girlfriend, she also makes a sound. Bat boobies confirmed.

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Randinator9 t1_iuc9p9t wrote

I have one of the bigger circle ones with like 20 of those bubbles. Its a great replacement for the plastic bubbles, since it reduces waste and is constantly reusable. Unlike the plastic bubbles.

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CaptnInsano91 t1_iubwlaq wrote

Bat girl got an updated symbol huh

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Huge_Albatross694 t1_iucyfjq wrote

Why is this not safe for work????

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BraverGrave t1_iueukdd wrote

Oh my Sweet Summer Child, the reason is tha-...well you see-...what happens here is tha-...actually I have no idea!

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Skoodge42 t1_iubmu41 wrote

Are they supposed to pop the bat up if you flip them inside out?

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please tell me yes

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shinycaterpi t1_iuc0gvk wrote

All they do is make a clicky kinda sound, it’s a fidget toy

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EstablishmentDear826 t1_iucb83y wrote

Listen, if we are all going to be this appalled by a toy representation of Batgirl, we are never going to progress as a society. I, for one, don't find it strange that a keychain of a female hero should come with such supple, delicate, and empowering breasts to rub for luck every time you put your hand in your pocket.

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risingstanding t1_iuby96e wrote

It's a gas material called popit or something. They make these in all kinds of shapes, with different amounts of bubbles depending on how many will fit on the pattern. Kids fidgit with the bubbles and pop them back and forth.

Also the tail is not a penis with a piercing...

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FitLet1655 t1_iubzvqf wrote

How Batgirl gets made in China?

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Harry_Gorilla t1_iuc2om7 wrote

Why does everyone think that bat’s giant testicles are boobs?

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joeymcboom t1_iubnqeh wrote

Hahaha batbabe..now that was a cool cough film cough

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Marmite_Badger t1_iubod3q wrote

That's a nice pair of titties on that bat keychain.

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UYScutiPuffJr t1_iubplvb wrote

Is Joel Schumacher making fidget toys now?

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Fr00shy t1_iucga6w wrote

Everyone's commenting on the bat's tig ol' bitties, but no one's mentioning the genital piercing situation.

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Ewkel t1_iucllz8 wrote

100% would try to motorboat

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Jyith t1_iud4ag4 wrote

Batgirl's got some upgrades.

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ARPG_RustyGaming t1_iuboqsw wrote

Finally the MtF that identities as bat can finally feel accepted

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jstein916 t1_iubqnkg wrote

Wierd stuff for sure

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Icommentor t1_iuby1ji wrote

Bat are mammals, so ...

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userfakesuper t1_iuc36sb wrote

Ahh yes. Have seen these before. Life sized Batman nipples. Collectors item!

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NameSoUnique t1_iud23jj wrote

What’s so funny about a logo of Batgirl?

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TenmoonX t1_iudol8f wrote

🤔🤔must be a lady bat

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Crow_Nevermore t1_iuep8ha wrote

This must be why they canceled the new bat-girl film.

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rawf22 t1_iuf48bb wrote

Since cant openly teach sexuality, give boob innuendo and let them figure it out.

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