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benglescott t1_itwqo9u wrote

Why won’t this @#$&%! box OPEN!!!

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neoprenewedgie t1_itwttxj wrote

I completely missed it at first. I was more focused on the Mac & Cheese.

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PappaDukes t1_itwwcbr wrote

I'm not sure why either.

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morfoth t1_itzxn7u wrote

I find reducing radicals rather genocidal.

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steelup21 t1_itwvkse wrote

Apparently you need some after trying to open

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JoshuWaWaMcaWoW t1_itwwho2 wrote

Wait, you don't put them in your freezer?

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max t1_itwwp72 wrote

it is funny because the "stress-relieving" box of tea has very visibly had frustrations taken out on it.

it is also funny because "stress-relief" should have been hyphenated. as it is currently written, the term "stress relief" means "emphasize reprieve." since the the alleged reprieve has indeed been emphasized (by way of the aforementioned box-mangling), the title – "One of my roommate’s tea boxes stands out to me… I’m not sure why" – is making a second joke.

finally, it is also funny because there is an asterisk next to "soothing serenity blend." if you look at the back of the box, the caveat will probably say something like "The term 'soothing serenity' is being used to mean 'causing of explosive diarrhea that has been classified by the Geneva Convention as a weapon of mass destruction."

(it may not actually say that, but it would be very funny if it did.)

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kaptainkaos t1_itxb70g wrote

Took me a few seconds but...damnnnnn

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Jacerom t1_ity5pcz wrote

Stress Relief indeed . . .

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FandomMenace t1_ity6tc0 wrote

Statements not evaluated by the FDA.

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Otherwise-Gur8704 t1_iu11f8o wrote

My eyes went straight to the mac and cheese ... I may have a problem

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