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MercMcNasty t1_iu6kcbb wrote

I honestly thought Wallace and Grommit were based on British people

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Crispy_p_bacon OP t1_iu6kzrq wrote

I mean you're not wrong, clearly

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MercMcNasty t1_iu6lh0t wrote

Lol the king that just took over did a hardcore Wallace face when his peasants wouldn't move the ink off his papers fast enough.

I'd have been drawn and quartered because I probably would have laughed and said "well Fucking move it, what's wrong with you"

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I_Smoke_Tampons t1_iu722rt wrote

I heard, when that video first started circulating, that His Nibs was more bothered by the tiny table they got for him. He was feelin' a bit cramped, I understand.

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SJane3384 t1_iu8rttp wrote

Wait what video

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I_Smoke_Tampons t1_iu9i2am wrote

I'm thinking of the one where he's sitting at the desk and makes that funny face, trying to push the ink thing away. Most of the comments were mentioning that they could have gotten him a bigger desk. But maybe he was off about something else.

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MercMcNasty t1_iu727z4 wrote

Dude almost had a mental breakdown and needed a hand because of a small table 😂

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Fatzombiepig t1_iu8b8v6 wrote

I mean...they were created by a Brit (Nick Park) and his animation studio based in Britain (Aardman) as a caracature of British people (specifically people from Lancaster in Wallace's case).

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think4yoself1 t1_iu6iaew wrote

Only difference I see is the guy on the right has a forehead and the guy on the left has a six head.

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beartheminus t1_iu7lezz wrote

He's got low-eye/small face syndrome. I have it too. Makes your forehead look huge. Look where his eyes line up with the top of his ears they are way too low.

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_Rox t1_iuawfhu wrote

May look that way, but this is a long lens shot at a downward angle lol. Eyes are proportionally in the middle of your head, vertically. That's where his eyes are.

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BottleNcanClapUrHand t1_iu6lemp wrote

Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese.

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Like_Ah_Banana t1_iu8ksvo wrote

When visiting the moon don't forget to bring crackers. Moon cheese and crackers, it's incomparable to anything on this planet. Tasting it felt like my taste buds have floated away and is orbiting something wondrous 9.5/10.

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acqz t1_iu6lvnm wrote

Quick! Before they get to you, tell us one thing only you would know - we'll use it to verify they didn't replace you with a decoy to avoid suspicion.

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GriffinFlash t1_iu6niwv wrote

To be fair, he was a kid when Wallace and Gromit was made, maybe he's a devoted fan?

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Crispy_p_bacon OP t1_iu6nuwc wrote

Maybe he's based on Wallace and Gromit instead of Wallace and Gromit being based on him.

They look the same. Coincidence? I think not

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I_Smoke_Tampons t1_iu71fe5 wrote

The Windsor's got some pretty impressive teefs. I wonder if they are distantly related to the Kennedys. That brood could have deforested most of New England with those choppers.

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Totin_it t1_iu6hqr2 wrote

He's the only decent one in that family now

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Burgoonius t1_iu76b6b wrote

What did Harry do?

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Virustable t1_iu8funi wrote

Didn't do a thing, publicly at least. He left the family though, didn't he?

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Capable-Site-301 t1_iu6ukgb wrote

Wonder if he ever woke up and, in a groggy state, put on Kate's clothes by accident and walked out the door, only to be greeted by everyone gasping and pointing at him.

Then he'd look down, realise his mistake, and blurt out "It's the wrong trousers! And they've gone wrong!" before disappearing back inside the door.

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zunaguli t1_iu6mmmm wrote

well, they are both british so it checks out

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Dbanzai t1_iu6tvja wrote

If you disappear, it'll be worth it.

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Crispy_p_bacon OP t1_iu6ubex wrote

I am the sacrificial lamb?

Or shall I say chicken

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Dbanzai t1_iu6yudg wrote

This is pure art and what's better than dying for your art?

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Crispy_p_bacon OP t1_iu70itk wrote

You've convinced me. Have some beans on toast in my honour

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royandrew t1_iu722ty wrote

Better stay away from tunnels for a while.

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Nynave1 t1_iu6kbts wrote

My 5year old was looking at the picture and pointing says, these two look exactly the same.

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Crispy_p_bacon OP t1_iu6kxhj wrote

That was my first thought and intention while making the picture but somehow, it's so much funnier and better coming from a 5 y.o. I'm laughing out loud ! This comment better be top comment :)

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fat_charizard t1_iu6sx5t wrote

Ever played the "clean house" mission in modern warfare. That's basically how the SAS will get OP

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Crispy_p_bacon OP t1_iu6tjci wrote

Well, I stopped responding or if this post gets deleted...you know what happened

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Finrod_the_awesome t1_iu74f6b wrote

Wallace is the quintessential Brit. This should be considered a complement. Wallace and Gromit is such a wonderful creation.

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MaverickBuster t1_iu7nc14 wrote

No they won't. England is a democracy where the citizens have rights. Your thinking of China, who definitely will disappear you for something like this.

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Admetus t1_iu80cow wrote

Nice, you got it. Don't forget Russia where you disappear through a window.

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2Hours2Late t1_iu7qgc6 wrote

Only Brits can smile and frown at the same time.

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JohnnyBacci t1_iu800gg wrote

The Big Book of British Smiles.

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CptnBingo t1_iu83pve wrote

Don’t you insult Wallace like that

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SlowRoastMySoul t1_iu85u56 wrote

Nah, that's what dictators do. The royals are better than that. Besides, that's a lovable character, what's wrong with that?

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KingCylinder90 t1_iu894ec wrote

Your car crash will take place on the 3rd of November at 1:32pm.

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Kidneybeenz t1_iu8akq7 wrote

If you're coming home from work one day and see fluffy black bearskin hats protruding from the bushes outside your door, keep on walking.

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NatetheSkate1989 t1_iu8wc4r wrote

William-Wallace-Grommet - They can take our lives, but they will never take our fromage

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jaxamis t1_iu6ld1i wrote

If you do disappear can you send us a postcard?

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ynazuma t1_iu6ln4l wrote

Looks better on the right...

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JimJamYimYam t1_iu6mhgb wrote

Gromit, that's it! Charles! We'll go somewhere where there's Charles!

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ElOsito1003 t1_iu6ntcr wrote

Or be super excited to have some publicity that isn't horribly negative

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LLCoolDave82 t1_iu6ok0u wrote

Stephen Mangan on the TV show Episodes has the best Grin. And yes he's English

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jxd73 t1_iu6q9ce wrote

And to think, he used to be the splitting image of Diana.

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hablomuchoingles t1_iu711jw wrote

You just got a ticket to Randy Andy's sex dungeon!

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JimmyFu2U t1_iu75tiy wrote

They are both funky looking dudes. The other looks like Screech Powers.

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aBeaSTWiTHiNMe t1_iu7d9je wrote

The royal family is pretty non traditional now.

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andoy t1_iu7ekqc wrote

where is shaun?

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Nanaremilamina t1_iu7n5md wrote

The royals are German, they will just gas you if anything.

But let's be real, they aren't Chinese so you are fine

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au-smurf t1_iu7rigk wrote

So that’s what happened to the rubbery figures crew.

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Ok-Guava7336 t1_iu8858o wrote

Not fair. Wallace seems like an actually nice dude.

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Exetr_ t1_iu8b5th wrote

That’s disrespectful to Wallace

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3DprintRC t1_iu8cznv wrote

He looks more like Homer Simpson.

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BuckyDuster t1_iu8od0v wrote

I like Wallace and Gromit better

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WimbleWimble t1_iu8szsf wrote

No-one else is gonna mention william's massive inbred overbite?

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Eggers535 t1_iu8uyw8 wrote

It's an absolute honour to be compared to Wallace! He is, and always will be, an absolute icon.

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calum539 t1_iu8y9db wrote

Just stay away from tunnels

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BigPZ t1_iu8ykyh wrote

What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and Queen Elizabeth?

Murdered in a tunnel in France

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Froglover719 t1_iu94kxl wrote

You only published what was all in our minds. Thank you for your patronage

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somarysue t1_iu958au wrote

They're the exact same picture.

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Nipsmagee t1_iu9hu70 wrote

I don't know who either of these guys are AMA.

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Big-Umpire-3455 t1_iu9ij7t wrote

Make you disappear?! The royal family maybe many things but they're not the Clintons.

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hesskiaoken t1_iu9st22 wrote

The dog is smarter than him

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unclefipps t1_iu9uxu7 wrote

The royal family really should have disbanded as a tax-funded corporation after the queen. She should have been the last royal. Instead, now we have William the Peg to look forward to.

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clearcontroller t1_iua8269 wrote

How does this resemble him other than smiling and bald?

The left one has -an underbite and larger jaw -implied small forehead -portruding ears -large eyes

Dude on the right has -over bite with larger mandibles -large forehead -tucked in ears -smaller squinted eyes

I think the left guy could pass for any normal smiling bald Englishmen, but prince whats-his-face is a stretch

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Crispy_p_bacon OP t1_iuaa34f wrote

Are you a doctor, by any chance?

EDIT: not being a dick. Just wondered as you got your rights and lefts mixed up. A trait of doctors who use medical right and left (opposite to leyman) too often

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mahabraja t1_iu6mr9e wrote

My God the British royal family's genetics is so polluted.

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19930627 t1_iu6u97u wrote

I wouldn't peg him as being easily offended, but Megan Might

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diamondsw t1_iu6vy39 wrote

Only one of those is loved by the British people.

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mirddes t1_iu8m1ou wrote

don't worry they're not chinese

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WimbleWimble t1_iu8sx6i wrote

Fun fact: neither charles nor william or ANY of the german royals have the best claim to the throne.

There are families with MUCH better bloodline claims (yes I know...its all fake narcissistic crap)

They should challenge charles for the throne and because we've 'lost' the original Destiny Stone, armed challenges to the throne of Scotland are now allowed. Duel to the death.

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oreo_cookie01 t1_iu79a80 wrote

That is a very creepy looking fella… almost reminds me of that one titan from AOT which that smile…

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