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imjerry t1_iudk5n8 wrote

Very few repeat customers though

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davewave3283 t1_iuej5s4 wrote

Zero user reviews

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WombleSilver t1_iufv7op wrote

I think, actually, his reviews would be the ultimate survivorship bias. Almost exclusively: “Survived. 0 out of 5 stars”

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xdisk t1_iueigb4 wrote

Ghost cosplayers seem to frequent the business a lot.

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Phillip_Graves t1_iuejsw1 wrote

He always sells the defective ones first.

Replacements are half off!

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elucila7 t1_iujcbsc wrote

Because its a quality product without planned obsolescence built in.

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Salmuth t1_iui93wi wrote

"We don't have a 'regular customer' policy"

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Nachteule t1_iudtbmi wrote

And here is the joke not a joke and actual reality

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FuzzzWuzzz t1_iudz2we wrote

Thank you, I was trying to remember where that was from.

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DigNitty t1_iue024x wrote

This had to be set up, nobody can be that daft. God I hope.

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Nymaz t1_iufe013 wrote

I'm sure it's heavily edited to show only the worst examples, but yea, it's actual people that actually believe that.

Here's another example where the guy interviews people at a Trump rally post 2020 who are sure Trump is still president. Skip forward to 3:24 for my favorite bit, a guy who was (150000%) sure Trump was still in charge of the government and military and Biden was faking being president AND getting a brain lockup trying to figure out how the Afghanistan pullout was Biden not Trump's fault.

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444unsure t1_iufvqfj wrote

WTF. Stuff like this just baffles me. I really want to show it to my conservative parents but I'm absolutely terrified of how they would try to justify it -_-

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iztek t1_iuect7h wrote

This is it. We are witnessing millennial humor evolve into boomer humor.

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funkboxing t1_iudnkv5 wrote

Amazon and Walmart will start stocking them and run him out of business.

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MegaWaffle- t1_iuee9c8 wrote

The money I’ll save on Rollbacks will help pay for the coffin!

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YoRt3m t1_iuf3d5u wrote

I think that due to current economy people prefer to buy regular ropes and tie them themselves

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EARSLAY t1_iudke75 wrote

Hang in there!

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Beavshak t1_iudmg26 wrote

They should really be rentals.

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r3eezy t1_iudpgiu wrote

r/terriblefacebookmemes

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alano134 t1_iudng6x wrote

This is wonderfully dark

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ArcaneBahamut t1_iudxlom wrote

Looking at the knot, those are some pretty poor quality nooses.

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1CEninja t1_iuemqvt wrote

Do I have to be that guy to point out that those are not tied as a hangman's noose?

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90swasbest t1_iuhq1la wrote

My homie from jail said a regular knot works just fine

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1CEninja t1_iui150q wrote

Sorta, the rope needs to tighten as you pull on it to work properly, because it has to be pretty loose to get over someone's head.

There are other working knots, a slip knot will do (it's basically the same idea but simpler) just fine. But there's a reason the hangman's noose was used for so long.

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juggernaut_jr t1_iudmgcd wrote

If you don't use it, you'll noose it.

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iShitSkittles t1_iudtad8 wrote

Radio playing in the background...

The rythym is gon ligature

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Kannabis_kelly t1_iue1uke wrote

It isn’t an easy knot to tie for beginners

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madmanwithbluebox t1_iueq3ec wrote

Does it come extra sturdy for those of us who are big boned? Asking for a friend

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schoolruler t1_iuer3fe wrote

I say John takes those profits and invests them for when his business goes down for a bit.

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Brainsonastick t1_iueug68 wrote

This reminds of the time Jordan Klepper interviewed a Trump supporter at a rally and asked him “has your life gotten better since Trump was elected?”

The guy said “yes it has. I’m making double what I used to!”

“And what do you do?”

“I’m in debt relief.”

Cue Jordan Klepper laughing too hard to talk.

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DonkeyLuvXO t1_iuf14vq wrote

You could've had Bruce's Nooses.

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CoachPineapple t1_iuf2j4z wrote

There once was a librarian and a guy asked for a book on suicide but the librarian said, "Fuck off, you'll never return it."

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asp7 t1_iugv8d0 wrote

i know someone that borrowed a book on ocd several times.

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tinyhorsesinmytea t1_iufapqv wrote

Why would you hang yourself when they’ve left all of these opioids and guns around for us everywhere?

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i0novic t1_iufekw8 wrote

Perfect illustration of capitalism

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Inferzen t1_iufm8b1 wrote

better call saul?!!!!!

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Cthuluslovechild t1_iughxoe wrote

If they're struggling, they're not using a tall enough chair

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JoMitchellHY t1_iugtgcu wrote

this outta pocket... but i love it

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MrHazard1 t1_iuh1qic wrote

Dude looks surprised.

After walking into a shop that sells nooses

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dpahoe t1_iudxr5m wrote

This could trigger someone who’s actually struggling. At least mark it nsfw

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Chubuwee t1_iuf63fv wrote

For the future

What point of reference should be use to mark nsfw for jokes

Sex and death topics?

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KitteNlx t1_iuh5aax wrote

Not a propper hangman's knot to be seen. Don't buy from this fruad.

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Chubuwee t1_iuf6ece wrote

Reminds me of a joke detailing the pros and cons of the end of segregation. I big con being that the water fountain market took a loss of 50%, and hasn’t been able to recover

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