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BubbRubbsSecretSanta t1_iudmewh wrote
This shop is right next to the rickety stool store.
juggernaut_jr t1_iudmgcd wrote
If you don't use it, you'll noose it.
MistakeGlittering581 t1_iudmkk4 wrote
"Can I pay tomorrow?"
funkboxing t1_iudnkv5 wrote
Amazon and Walmart will start stocking them and run him out of business.
coldpigs717 t1_iudplea wrote
No noose is good noose.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_iudsnn3 wrote
Thanks Obama
iShitSkittles t1_iudtad8 wrote
Radio playing in the background...
The rythym is gon ligature
Nachteule t1_iudtbmi wrote
Amazing-Arm-4891 t1_iuduwn3 wrote
Strict return policy doh
ArcaneBahamut t1_iudxlom wrote
Looking at the knot, those are some pretty poor quality nooses.
halfanothersdozen t1_iudymoo wrote
Oh there's some. Usually married couples who are "trying to spice things up".
FuzzzWuzzz t1_iudz2we wrote
Thank you, I was trying to remember where that was from.
DigNitty t1_iue024x wrote
This had to be set up, nobody can be that daft. God I hope.
Kannabis_kelly t1_iue1uke wrote
It isn’t an easy knot to tie for beginners
[deleted] t1_iue24n3 wrote
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MegaWaffle- t1_iuee9c8 wrote
The money I’ll save on Rollbacks will help pay for the coffin!
NewNoose t1_iuehy7a wrote
I disagree
xdisk t1_iueigb4 wrote
Ghost cosplayers seem to frequent the business a lot.
davewave3283 t1_iuej5s4 wrote
Zero user reviews
Phillip_Graves t1_iuejsw1 wrote
He always sells the defective ones first.
Replacements are half off!
Imperial_Empirical t1_iueot8a wrote
A, I love assorted lengths of cord
madmanwithbluebox t1_iueq3ec wrote
Does it come extra sturdy for those of us who are big boned? Asking for a friend
imjerry t1_iueqmm3 wrote
Which is what you'd want tbh
schoolruler t1_iuer3fe wrote
I say John takes those profits and invests them for when his business goes down for a bit.
Brainsonastick t1_iueug68 wrote
This reminds of the time Jordan Klepper interviewed a Trump supporter at a rally and asked him “has your life gotten better since Trump was elected?”
The guy said “yes it has. I’m making double what I used to!”
“And what do you do?”
“I’m in debt relief.”
Cue Jordan Klepper laughing too hard to talk.
paulin_da_boca t1_iueybw6 wrote
Canada moment
PillowTalk420 t1_iuezizf wrote
David Carradine was a regular customer for a while.
DonkeyLuvXO t1_iuf14vq wrote
You could've had Bruce's Nooses.
CoachPineapple t1_iuf2j4z wrote
There once was a librarian and a guy asked for a book on suicide but the librarian said, "Fuck off, you'll never return it."
YoRt3m t1_iuf3d5u wrote
I think that due to current economy people prefer to buy regular ropes and tie them themselves
brockclan216 t1_iuf5yk2 wrote
A side hustle for morticians & funeral homes? 🤔
Chubuwee t1_iuf63fv wrote
For the future
What point of reference should be use to mark nsfw for jokes
Sex and death topics?
tinyhorsesinmytea t1_iufapqv wrote
Why would you hang yourself when they’ve left all of these opioids and guns around for us everywhere?
Nymaz t1_iufe013 wrote
I'm sure it's heavily edited to show only the worst examples, but yea, it's actual people that actually believe that.
Here's another example where the guy interviews people at a Trump rally post 2020 who are sure Trump is still president. Skip forward to 3:24 for my favorite bit, a guy who was (150000%) sure Trump was still in charge of the government and military and Biden was faking being president AND getting a brain lockup trying to figure out how the Afghanistan pullout was Biden not Trump's fault.
EdgarAllenPorn t1_iuffwvy wrote
Best possible rating for this establishment
TransportationEng t1_iufnve8 wrote
Cash only.
WombleSilver t1_iufv7op wrote
I think, actually, his reviews would be the ultimate survivorship bias. Almost exclusively: “Survived. 0 out of 5 stars”
444unsure t1_iufvqfj wrote
WTF. Stuff like this just baffles me. I really want to show it to my conservative parents but I'm absolutely terrified of how they would try to justify it -_-
LeveragedPittsburgh t1_iufvyl2 wrote
Not funny
getyourrealfakedoors t1_iug1dq7 wrote
Jordan Klepper’s interview with the debt collector
Cthuluslovechild t1_iughxoe wrote
If they're struggling, they're not using a tall enough chair
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugi5qi wrote
They would just say, "see?"
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugiber wrote
The oldest millennial is 40, so yeah. 90% of boomers are dead or nearly dead.
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugig5d wrote
Sexy death.
throwawayqw123456 t1_iugq6iu wrote
Come on 10%
JoMitchellHY t1_iugtgcu wrote
this outta pocket... but i love it
asp7 t1_iugv8d0 wrote
i know someone that borrowed a book on ocd several times.
blackdeathmessenger t1_iugwn5j wrote
"Times are tough" depends on who you ask
blackdeathmessenger t1_iugwpu1 wrote
"I haven't heard anything bad yet!"
Maleficent_Title6283 t1_iuhl3cn wrote
iranian regime is his regular customer.
90swasbest t1_iuhq1la wrote
My homie from jail said a regular knot works just fine
1CEninja t1_iui150q wrote
Sorta, the rope needs to tighten as you pull on it to work properly, because it has to be pretty loose to get over someone's head.
There are other working knots, a slip knot will do (it's basically the same idea but simpler) just fine. But there's a reason the hangman's noose was used for so long.
Salmuth t1_iui93wi wrote
"We don't have a 'regular customer' policy"
Cthuluslovechild t1_iuihcuj wrote
I'm not gonna come on 10%. That's disgusting.
throwawayqw123456 t1_iuihgor wrote
to each his own
elucila7 t1_iujcbsc wrote
Because its a quality product without planned obsolescence built in.
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