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WAR-piggy t1_itt6bjl wrote

That took me forever to find.

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wookiee_borg t1_itt6res wrote

“So before I leave I pee on the top of the floating tree, right? And then when the little bald guys come back, they don’t know, right? And then they float the tree all around, hundreds of miles, yeah? And now I’ve got the biggest territory in Alaska!”

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Livid_Ad_6631 t1_itt8f7t wrote

I can barely see what you are talking about

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KeithMyArthe t1_itt8hbo wrote

Well, Alaska problems can be hard to bear.

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-Anonymously- t1_itta0r5 wrote

Who didn't tell bear crab season is canceled this year?

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sdforbda t1_ittb2iy wrote

Replying to WAR-piggy (#232,029)

Somehow it stood out right away to me and I'm usually kind of bad at these. I should post this to MadeMeSmile cuz that's the quality of posts there nowadays.

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Ayahuasca-Dreamin t1_ittft7x wrote

First mate duties suck sometimes but with that work ethic he’ll make a fine captain someday

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Mediocre_Moment_6041 t1_ittg2so wrote

Bear: "Hoisting the main sail, aye aye skipper!(Dammit, that wierdo's back on the dock taking photos of me again, the funks his problem?)"

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Jnoper t1_itticfk wrote

He’s just doing his job. Leave him alone.

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beyerch t1_ittlgkh wrote

Staffing shortages are no joke. They're even hiring bears to man boats in Alaska!

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Redd_October t1_ittm2kf wrote

That explains why that bear is still on the loose, nobody ever thinks to look for it up there.

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goatjugsoup t1_ittnhjv wrote

I dont understand why it would want to go up there though...

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IceFisherP26 t1_ittoqyq wrote

Probably in Valdeze where black bear are fairly common.

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uberkonsumer t1_ittqxtx wrote

Omg, it's a bigfoot in a bear suit!!!

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trist-a5hell t1_ittsods wrote

Damn Russians hopping the border to avoid the draft. Thank you for reporting this comrade.

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SemanticTriangle t1_ittv7w0 wrote

I'm going to link this to my friend from Norway, whose name is Sigbjorn. I translate this badly as 'navigating bear'.

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Elegant_Operation820 t1_itu2fdy wrote

Don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about have an up vote, peace

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cmd_iii t1_itu8ndz wrote

Fuckin’ Hillstrands, man. It’s always something with them!!

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lonesome_Avenger t1_itue7oq wrote

It took me a few moments to find the bear, but man that's scary. But you know what makes it even scarier, is the fact that I live in Alaska!

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Meteor_VII t1_itue9o6 wrote

Hahaha took way too long for me to find it.

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Sparegeek t1_itunp97 wrote

I found it but I could bearly see it.

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formerlyanonymous_ t1_ituvrg7 wrote

Scrolling I could only see the title and the very top of the rigging and immediately knew a bear was going to up in it. Lol Alaska.

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Majinosirus t1_ituz06z wrote

Won't lie, I was looking for a polar bear :P

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MegaWaffle- t1_itvamzo wrote

I thought the bear was a person climbing the ship but my eyes were focused on the outline of the rat on the black pole front and centre.

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Gonergonegone t1_itvez1l wrote

I said "is that a fucking bear?!?" Out loud and my gf looked at my phone and said, "no it's a boat". I got irrationally angry for a second.

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Merosian t1_itvruur wrote

I... I'm gonna sounds like a total idiot but... I've looked at this for minutes and i can't find any damn bears 😨

Edit: OH MY GOD IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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YoukanDewitt t1_itw66q8 wrote

Ask who's problems? I don't see anyone.

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