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FM-101 t1_iug4oia wrote

Scoopa de poop woop, woop

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giospez t1_iug6b2g wrote

I'm blue, daboode-dabooda (repeat hundred times)

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TypeNo2194 t1_iug6gj6 wrote

‘So I went out….to get some dog food for the cat…..’

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Space2345 t1_iug6ocm wrote

Fire, water, wind, and earth, fuckin magnets how do they work?

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karnyboy t1_iug8qco wrote

Honestly, anything by Train.

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t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_iug9b57 wrote

Frank Zappa has a whole catalog of senseless lyrical prose

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itwillbeok9712 t1_iugb6pk wrote

Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got love in my Tummy sung by the Ohio Express

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wazappa t1_iugcxvf wrote

Streetlights, people

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Cristinky420 t1_iugf2zk wrote

Now you get to watch her leave out the window Guess that's why they call it window pane... - Love the way you lie by Eminem

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket, - Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie

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M1lud t1_iugfm1k wrote

Someone left my cake out in the rain. Donna Summer.

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jesuspants t1_iugi0q0 wrote

so shave your face with mace in the dark

savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

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udo3 t1_iugi104 wrote

I wanna hold your hand.

I wanna hold your hand.

I wanna hold your haaaand.

I wanna hold your hand!

Seriously....

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Double_Pay_6645 t1_iugl2zl wrote

Out where the corn rows grow, row, row my boat Floatin' down the Flint River

-Luke Bryan

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Shamon_Yu t1_iugldom wrote

"Priests clutched onto bibles, hollowed out to fit their rifles"

Couldn't make it rhyme with a bible-sized firearm, lol

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Nathanielwilliam t1_iuglsbe wrote

Most of what I find on the radio, but specifically this post made me think of this song:

Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning and the thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning and the thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning and the thunder, thunder

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sushjngr t1_iugov97 wrote

"I keep it lit like a matchstick Bitch, I'm a star, but no patrick" This part of du ddu du ddu...

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joejitsumd t1_iugq2ji wrote

I wanna tell her that I love her, but the pony is probably moot…

Even as a kid I thought that was dumb af

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Rasputin1357 t1_iugt167 wrote

It’s old now but dancing the Macarena at a wedding. Now that I know what it means I can’t help but laugh. And at elementary school assemblies, yikes!

Sorry laughing!

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AbhaDimon t1_iuh8r8b wrote

We got food everywhere, as if the party was catered. R Kelly.

If there’s food everywhere the party IS catered, ya dumbass kiddie fiddler.

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