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cordazor t1_iudfno6 wrote

Your lawn is a doctor

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_Silver_Engineer_ t1_iudhlx3 wrote

Holy Sonnets: Death, be not proud

BY JOHN DONNE 1633

Death, be not proud, though some have called thee

Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;

For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow

Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.

From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,

Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow,

And soonest our best men with thee do go,

Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.

Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,

And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,

And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well

And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then?

One short sleep past, we wake eternally

And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.

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don_Juan_oven t1_iudifn8 wrote

You got ghosts in your lawn. You should do cocaine about it.

Source: I worked for a landscaping company for a couple months.

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Egotism t1_iudim8l wrote

It's a message saying it's been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty.

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brocko33 t1_iudk7np wrote

It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.

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Pushpin06 t1_iudkxax wrote

Have you tried consulting your eldritch overlord on the matter?

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rangeo t1_iudl6u9 wrote

It's upside down

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fubbyloofer69 t1_iudqmz0 wrote

God gave me instructions on how to live my life.....

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slamtheory t1_iudv6og wrote

Needs more green spray paint

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MicFrosty t1_iudvlmr wrote

Joking aside. Mine does this every year when going dormant too!

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LyricalJessieJames t1_iudz95a wrote

It wants to communicate with you about your cars extended warranty...

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OmegaDawn_ t1_iudz997 wrote

Water pssst water please is what it’s saying

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istkss t1_iue62bl wrote

It says , hey john fook your lawn mower

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0h311 t1_iue7o5w wrote

In infested with worms

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joedirte70 t1_iue9kcj wrote

It's like Shrek's piss

...Taste the BEAST

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Bitchener t1_iueaxsa wrote

It can only be read by the light of a full Durin’s moon.

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warhammercpt t1_iueeur9 wrote

Replying to Egotism (#344,719)

When i see this i remember my old time science quote of Alexander Graham bell , Bec i changed that quote into this meme and i got a punishment for that 😂😂😂

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corbanir t1_iuefru0 wrote

It says water me in brail

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aliefosho t1_iuenqw7 wrote

Did you recently have someone come treat it (spray it) for winter feed or whatever. That usually makes a pattern like that.

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brihamedit t1_iuepvu8 wrote

Is it worms underneath eating the roots or making tunnels? Or fungus?

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blackgaletiger t1_iueqzdy wrote

Pretty simple. Its about your cars extended warranty

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OTHERPPLSMAGE t1_iuetnqy wrote

It's the mole men and there left over fecal matter.

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xsociate23 t1_iueukfe wrote

Your gardener must moonlight as a doctor.

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DisastrousOne3950 t1_iueuu4a wrote

Replying to wookiex84 (#354,700)

Well, one at least.

My days of cocaining are way past. Though the odds of my nosy-assed employers checking my piss for cocaine are way outstripped by their desire to find marijuanas in it.

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mrmitchs t1_iuf0y7c wrote

The green spots are where the bodies are buried.

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Nimyron t1_iuf12v3 wrote

The worm king eats roots and is often much longer than people expect.

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payfrit t1_iuf6e3z wrote

"the gophers have won"

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andchap t1_iuf7hi7 wrote

It’s saying you missed a spot

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LoggedInJustForY0u t1_iufbvmm wrote

You just need to add an octave or two to your Perlin noise function.

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Giorgosmp4-20 t1_iufejv1 wrote

It is a bit blurry but I think it reads:

"Dave, it's the grass. You've betrayed me, Dave. And soon you'll pay for this, Dave"

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Pithyperson t1_iufjul5 wrote

So long, and thanks for all the fish fertilizer.

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LibidinousIntent t1_iufmnj8 wrote

"You should've called the septic tank guy weeks agooooooooo..."

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espeero t1_iuft864 wrote

Replying to don_Juan_oven (#344,668)

I did landscaping in high school. No coke, but lots of pot.

I got moved to foreman at 16 because I was one of the only guys who didn't steal gas, showed up on time, and hadn't lost my license following multiple duis. The bar was pretty low.

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robertscomedydotmp4 t1_iufyln7 wrote

i know what it says. it says the following: dGhlIGZpdG5lc3MgZ3JhbSBwYWNlciB0ZXN0IGlzIGEgbXVsdGkgYWVyb2JpYyBjYXBhY2l0eSBsZXZlbCB0ZXN0LCB0aGF0IHByb2dyZXNzaXZlbHkgZ2V0cyBtb3JlIGRpZmZpY3VsdCBhcyBpdCBjb250aW51ZXMuIHdlIHdpbGwgc3RhcnQgd2l0aCB0aGUgMjAgbWlsZSBydW4uIHJlYWR5PyBzZXQ/IGdvIQ==

put that through a base 64 translator.

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splifingate t1_iufzvgi wrote

zoysia/bermuda/etc. sometimes just does that towards Winter

[https://www.paceturf.org/gallery/detail/porus-convection-dormancy-on-zoysia](porus convection dormancy)

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GMANTRONX t1_iug1npv wrote

*Takes out Amharic to English Translator*
It is Autumn
It is also the Witching Season. Time to ride your broom and twerk upside down as you pass over the moon.

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Get-ya-sum t1_iug71ps wrote

The moles are here again and they are on cocaine

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bagleface t1_iug9tdr wrote

Look like help me I'm fucked !

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xtrasmolpp t1_iugc7lx wrote

Your lawn speaks enchanting table

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prince_corwin t1_iugfk2g wrote

its says "Your neighbor pees on me at night"

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treereenee t1_iugim7r wrote

I gotta gopher some cigarettes

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ludeawakening89 t1_iugnu3y wrote

Yeah, you have a problem when your grass is speaking in runes.

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r7anubis t1_iuh2mnc wrote

This looks similar to the markings left on the ground when Thor uses the Bifrost

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RamboCambo_05 t1_iuhqii8 wrote

It's telling you that it's dying a little bit

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