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steelkamote t1_iyawvrd wrote

Truer words have never been spoken

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Apocrisiary t1_iycj0lf wrote

I mean, I'd trust them A LOT more than someone who would say "sure, we can handle it" to anything.

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BrainJar t1_iyc0xza wrote

I used to have a boss that said, can’t always beats must. I feel like this is right up there with the quote in the pic.

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blarglwharbl t1_iybqrj3 wrote

OG is “If we can’t guarantee it, we won’t sell it” FYI

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Malalang t1_iyc41hx wrote

If we can't we won't Guarantee sell it

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misterjip t1_iyat88o wrote

Well, I can't, so I won't... time to retire

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trebuchet_facts t1_iyb8pu5 wrote

Better than their old motto: "If we can't, we'll attempt, and charge you full price regardless of results."

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psicowysiwyg t1_iyc29ps wrote

Still one better than Yodel in the UK "If we can't, we'll say we can, then not even bother and make you come to our depot 30 miles away"

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beeteedee t1_iydrf5u wrote

More like “There is no ‘if’ — we just can’t”

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crazyrich t1_iyb4x9u wrote

I mean wouldnt be a bad full slogan for a shipping company, like another way of saying “ill always get done what i say i will”

I kind of like it

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stattish t1_iyb4zwz wrote

If we couldn’t we wouldn’t

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RiverOfCheese t1_iybh7b1 wrote

I feel like this would actually be a great motto for a small timey mechanic or something

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FuckedUpThought t1_iycgk2r wrote

The cleaning company at my old job had "If we can't do it, we can't do it" as the company motto. Very honest advertising.

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Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_iyb7qtj wrote

Well i guess my electricity will never work again, then.

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couggrl t1_iybnvet wrote

I’ve taken may car there and got told that they couldn’t and wouldn’t. Not sure the exact wording since it was over a decade ago, but solid place for what they do.

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gecampbell t1_iybpx19 wrote

There’s a tire place in Austin, Texas, with the motto, “If it’s in stock, we’ve got it!”

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Cephalopodio t1_iycc4wj wrote

Les Schwab Tires! I’m actually quite grateful to these guys. They’ve given me years of great service. Even though I missed out on the Free Beef years.

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umatbru t1_iycena1 wrote

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, don’t.

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Zarxon t1_iycpnit wrote

I wish sales ppl in my industry would go by that

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ganjanoob t1_iycr31f wrote

“We’ll still gladly charge you $1,239.17 :), have a good day!”

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