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misterjip t1_iyat88o wrote

Well, I can't, so I won't... time to retire

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steelkamote t1_iyawvrd wrote

Truer words have never been spoken

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crazyrich t1_iyb4x9u wrote

I mean wouldnt be a bad full slogan for a shipping company, like another way of saying “ill always get done what i say i will”

I kind of like it

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stattish t1_iyb4zwz wrote

If we couldn’t we wouldn’t

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trebuchet_facts t1_iyb8pu5 wrote

Better than their old motto: "If we can't, we'll attempt, and charge you full price regardless of results."

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RiverOfCheese t1_iybh7b1 wrote

I feel like this would actually be a great motto for a small timey mechanic or something

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couggrl t1_iybnvet wrote

I’ve taken may car there and got told that they couldn’t and wouldn’t. Not sure the exact wording since it was over a decade ago, but solid place for what they do.

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gecampbell t1_iybpx19 wrote

There’s a tire place in Austin, Texas, with the motto, “If it’s in stock, we’ve got it!”

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blarglwharbl t1_iybqrj3 wrote

OG is “If we can’t guarantee it, we won’t sell it” FYI

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KorgX3 t1_iybzlhw wrote

The other side: free beef.

It's the one thing I remember these guys for.

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Cephalopodio t1_iycc4wj wrote

Les Schwab Tires! I’m actually quite grateful to these guys. They’ve given me years of great service. Even though I missed out on the Free Beef years.

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umatbru t1_iycena1 wrote

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, don’t.

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FuckedUpThought t1_iycgk2r wrote

The cleaning company at my old job had "If we can't do it, we can't do it" as the company motto. Very honest advertising.

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Zarxon t1_iycpnit wrote

I wish sales ppl in my industry would go by that

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ganjanoob t1_iycr31f wrote

“We’ll still gladly charge you $1,239.17 :), have a good day!”

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