"Ah I see my new castle is coming along nicely!"

"What shall we name it, sire?"

"We'll name it after my firstborn son, Prince Henry Court."

"The main road also needs a name, sire."

"Ah yes, it shall bear the name of my favorite middle child, Prince Mildred Boulevard."

"What about the tower, sire?"

"Ugh, do we have to? I guess you can name it after my bitch daughter."