Submitted by OccasionalShitposter t3_z8sznj in funny
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donwityurshite625 t1_iyd2n8x wrote
So did they also put their real balls in there or just kind of hope noone noticed 2 nut sacks?
OccasionalShitposter OP t1_iyd3dr4 wrote
That's my question also. I don't know how you could fit a camera and your real balls inside of that.
Merc_without_mouth t1_iyd3zlj wrote
Other inmates " stay away from that guy,he keeps trying to speak to his balls "
Thick_Isopod_6778 t1_iyd4uwz wrote
Allegedly
wasted-degrees t1_iyd64b5 wrote
“Who do you keep whispering to?”
“Deez.”
SensitiveAd5962 t1_iyd6kuq wrote
The part they leave out is it was scrapped because they can just put it in their prison wallet.
refreshing_username t1_iyd8215 wrote
This reminds me General Anthony McAuliffe's famous reply to the Germans at Bastogne in December 1944.
DvlsAdvct108 t1_iyd9d1y wrote
Testicle! Testicle! 1 2 3....can you hear me Q?
Scrot FM: we have the balls to play the music other stations don't
And....
With an erection, you can pickup longe range wireless and satellite radio
DaGoobergoobs t1_iydbm5t wrote
"Why is it the only part of you that is tanned is your nut sack?"
OccasionalShitposter OP t1_iydg1t5 wrote
daddygregzalez t1_iydirqb wrote
Why are the hairs so long?! Dead giveaway. Deeeeeaaaad giveaway.
Implement_Vegetable t1_iydlriz wrote
so they didn't use it because they enjoyed searching that area.... the more I know.
clownbaby893 t1_iydm96z wrote
Are those balls just for scale, or are you actually supposed to wear it like a pouch? Was the hair really necessary?
arealhumannotabot t1_iydtsyl wrote
i thought that was a coconut husk
Neptune_Knight t1_iydv26h wrote
It's a great plan, until a girl prisoner recognizes him and wants fun time
BrainSqueezins t1_iydy2x1 wrote
“Never used in the field”… wonder why?
who wouldn’t relish the thought of being crammed in the small cockpit of a U2 for 18 hours or more, while having an electrified radio stapled to your scrotum?
NothingbutLuck0 t1_iydyz2h wrote
Great, now that's going to be stuck in my head all day lol.
RevengeofPootietang t1_iye1xbl wrote
Ah yes, the fabled scrote sack with the capacity to also store survival rations of 10 peanut M&M’s should you get snacky whilst detained in enemy territory.
LilBone3 t1_iye3b5q wrote
You haven't seen my tiny balls
thescrounger t1_iye7nsm wrote
They were trained to suck their sack up into their body.
Miserable_Ad_9951 t1_iye85m9 wrote
That's a packet!
Background_Hearing1 t1_iye8yhm wrote
How the fuck else would it stay on if you don’t have ur balls in there
CaptRackham t1_iyeawls wrote
Is this at the Spy museum in DC? That sack looks familiar but I can’t remember what museum I might have seen it at.
SensiFifa t1_iyebk7v wrote
Look down
OccasionalShitposter OP t1_iyecnc4 wrote
Yes! The Spy Museum was very cool.
OccasionalShitposter OP t1_iyecwpc wrote
Exactly
[deleted] t1_iyee6bo wrote
Cumming soon to a town near you
Super_Drink_5418 t1_iyegc99 wrote
Name fits
Rosy2020Derek t1_iyehu82 wrote
Fake ball sack?
StupidRepellant t1_iyehxcv wrote
I think they double dip.
donwityurshite625 t1_iyekddc wrote
Glue, tape, have a little peg peirced into that little flap between the dick and balls. My point is where there's a will there a way.
justsosimple t1_iyep99x wrote
You had scrot-AM right there!
Homemade-Mug t1_iyepybw wrote
Are you saying coconuts are migratory?
galactica_pegasus t1_iyergc1 wrote
International Spy Museum in Washington DC?
traveling_taint t1_iyesee9 wrote
CIA agents had to be neutered
RemarkableToast t1_iyesqtg wrote
I wouldn't have the balls to be a fighter pilot.
Dadpool2420 t1_iyf4kwb wrote
No, but the swallows that carry them are
BrutalOnion t1_iyf4uqi wrote
Good thing they never used it. Imagine it being normal to search mens' balls. The TSA would jump on that train immediately.
[deleted] t1_iyf6mak wrote
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Worldly_Expert_442 t1_iyfe0wc wrote
I'm guessing those late 60's-70's spies didn't manscape, old school man bush.
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