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_Kaimbe t1_iycyk7m wrote

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger,

To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,

Hooray for you're one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, you're wife's best friend,

Your percy or your cock,

You can wrap it up in ribbions,

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

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Mondo114 t1_iydjhkq wrote

Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

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