Submitted by MrFoxwell_is_back t3_z7kpia in funny
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GANDORF57 t1_iy9k6qo wrote
🎵Deez Nutz roasting in an oven fire
Jack Daniels sipping with your bros
Yuletide carols being slurred when you're higher
And gals dressed up like Christmas hoes🎵
Middleofthemaul t1_iy8g6kn wrote
The other is the shape of Marge’s favorite dispenser!
grendel123 t1_iy73e80 wrote
Merry Dickmas!
garfogamer t1_iy73rfm wrote
Came here to write "Merry Cockmas". I thought I was soooo special. :(
Appropriate-Try3798 t1_iy73xmg wrote
It’s ok I’m laughing at both
SeaPhotojournalist27 t1_iy7tfsv wrote
XXX-mas cookies!
garfogamer t1_iy7vr0z wrote
Nice!
Inuyasha-rules t1_iy7bhra wrote
🎼 oh cockmas balls oh cockmas balls
fedman5000 t1_iy7lxlb wrote
Dangle all the way!
Deep-Conflict2223 t1_iy735sl wrote
One of these things is not like the other.
Crosseyed_owl t1_iy7tdsd wrote
I wonder how they managed to make such a perfect shape in 5 minutes? They had to have some cutter for that?
MeatyGreetings t1_iy87zz6 wrote
This is my thought too... like... friend was like, "oh let's make cookies", and op was like "Ha! I've been carrying around this cookie-cutter for just such an occasion!"
Western_Stable_6013 t1_iy73ytz wrote
Its nice that somebody changed all those pen*ses to christmas-shaped cookies.
Igor_Kozyrev t1_iy7rrgt wrote
I'm genuinely curious, what sort of person censors the word penis on the internet? Tell me about yourself, please.
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Western_Stable_6013 t1_iyapasb wrote
No
Sierra_Bravo915 t1_iy77bsx wrote
Ah, heartwarming to see the ancient tradition of the Yule cock still being honored...
HouseOfAplesaus t1_iy80fbh wrote
There’s a little plastic dick hidden in one of the cookies and whoever finds it will have good luck all year.
planetpuddingbrains t1_iy7t8y6 wrote
"It's a rocket ship!"
Present-Television69 t1_iya74ai wrote
I just commented that and surprised you were sooo down the comment section. This should have been the first response. Respects
Fair_Refuse_5998 t1_iy72bb3 wrote
So tiny so cute
Kneekoleyy t1_iy73fm1 wrote
Definitely average.
mehfff t1_iy7i1hs wrote
100%
tipofmytongue2022 t1_iy7t56u wrote
Pretty large right?
Saipantribute670 t1_iy787wv wrote
I-I'd say it's av-average.
jazzorcist t1_iy8hbfr wrote
It’s bigger than a Christmas tree!
sevenstaves t1_iy75fc6 wrote
I was in the pool!!!
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QuieteaI t1_iy72o83 wrote
Nah thats a reasonable size
holdenkollfild t1_iy75pde wrote
This is my goal
wake071 t1_iy7ypww wrote
Need more genitals
BookerPlayer01 t1_iy8th74 wrote
Story of my life.
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Art2781 t1_iy78aya wrote
must've been the "sous shaft."
gotele t1_iy79qo4 wrote
Nothing says Christmas like a dick on an oven tray.
garfogamer t1_iy7vwou wrote
My parents disagree when I visit.
DancingMood-Critical t1_iy7fd5i wrote
It's still november
10113r114m4 t1_iy7hv9h wrote
I'm really trying to figure out what it is, but I got nothing. I'm pretty sure that's just a Christmas Cockie
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tinoturner6969 t1_iy7xem5 wrote
You’re lying for upvotes
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EatZeeBugz t1_iy8awmr wrote
You just did this yourself and uploaded it.
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Panwall t1_iy9lv6v wrote
That's a silly looking dog bone cookie cutter
IHateMath14 t1_iy9tvoc wrote
Awww lmao
Present-Television69 t1_iya6x35 wrote
It's a spaceship!!!!!! Death to schoomchy
Manifoldart t1_iy72djj wrote
Your friends subconscious xxxmas wishlist
GlassEmbarrassed4476 t1_iy76t06 wrote
A Sesame Street song? "One of these things..." A dick stealing the spotlight? ;)
TheMightyHucks t1_iy76tno wrote
Ahhh the legendary beast with two backs!
Good evidence.
Ok_Internal_1413 t1_iy77mr2 wrote
something's... something's not right here hmm
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jay22022 t1_iy7i8ad wrote
Out of 21 cookies, who here on Reddit only sees one first?
saluticon t1_iy7kr80 wrote
Wow so funny
Dob4ig t1_iy7kuw7 wrote
lets play squid game
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palegate t1_iy7qmtu wrote
Doesn't quite look like a hastily put together shape.
SeaAppeal3927 t1_iy7r5pr wrote
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂
SeaPhotojournalist27 t1_iy7td9d wrote
In just 5 mins, they changed from X-mas cookies to XXX-mas cookies!
Dorrono t1_iy7tokx wrote
Wait till she forces him to eat it.
garfogamer t1_iy7w0up wrote
Once the icing is applied.
cameronpruitt t1_iy7w2hx wrote
Chode
Cyborg_Ninja_Cat t1_iy8msp3 wrote
Ding-dong merrily on high.
Bigloco818 t1_iy8p13j wrote
Damn someone made a Jewish star
nightwalkerxx t1_iy8u5jm wrote
My real question would be: why is it always dicks and not pussies nor tits?
WillBottomForBanana t1_iy8wofo wrote
Sweet! Free cookies!
WhisperingBuzz t1_iy8z7u0 wrote
She will have a White Christmas
bigbabich t1_iy78nt9 wrote
For the record, one of those shapes is the Lisa Simpson Pezz dispensor.