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TheDreadPirateJeff t1_ixxu280 wrote

When your laundry has been cleaned

You must whip it.

When it's basked in the sun

You must whip it.

Now whip it. Wrinkle free. Whip it.

Whip it lightly.

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Alternative-Cry-3517 t1_ixy0f7g wrote

Whip it good!

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Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixzmxas wrote

Whip it -well-

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Alternative-Cry-3517 t1_ixzobij wrote

I say whip it, whip it good.

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Xunaun t1_ixxtalg wrote

My personal translation:

Dry clean when dirty

Dry on laundry wire outside

Beat lightly if needed

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Sorry_I_am_late t1_iy1awsk wrote

I agree with 1 and 3 but the 2nd one is more likely:

Air regularly in direct sunlight

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xfer42 t1_ixxzpx2 wrote

Microwave safe.

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12GaugeMage21 t1_ixz97j1 wrote

Accidentally printed managerial policy toward workers on the tag again...whoops 🤷‍♂️

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DisastrousOne3950 t1_ixxyirw wrote

The light whippings will continue until morale improves.

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Disastrous-Purpose-8 t1_ixxsq14 wrote

Lightly whip. A common mistake is to whip angrily and heavily. Whip….lightly

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chemprofes t1_ixy54k4 wrote

They cornered the basket whipping fetish market. Another business idea of mine stolen.

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DaWhiteSingh t1_ixy9hwn wrote

Wow WTF are they trying to say.

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JustDave62 t1_ixyukxm wrote

Bake at 250 for 30 minutes

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-eumaeus- t1_ixz8cra wrote

I whipped it lightly, but now it keeps screaming "more!"

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Irequestyourboobpics t1_ixzoqmw wrote

Thus reminds me of warhammer 40k for some reason.

Dry clean the dirty Basked in the sun Whip lightly

The Emperor protects!

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outside_cat t1_ixzyrkh wrote

Their English is still leaps and bounds better than my Chinese.

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[deleted] t1_ixxvred wrote

China Virus

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