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Alternative-Cry-3517 t1_ixy0f7g wrote
Whip it good!
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixzmxas wrote
Whip it -well-
Alternative-Cry-3517 t1_ixzobij wrote
I say whip it, whip it good.
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixzp4sg wrote
Whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
Alternative-Cry-3517 t1_ixzrlm8 wrote
Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To whip it Whip it good
Alternative-Cry-3517 t1_ixzropt wrote
giggling with delight
sassubear OP t1_ixxu6tb wrote
I love this.
Xunaun t1_ixxtalg wrote
My personal translation:
Dry clean when dirty
Dry on laundry wire outside
Beat lightly if needed
Sorry_I_am_late t1_iy1awsk wrote
I agree with 1 and 3 but the 2nd one is more likely:
Air regularly in direct sunlight
xfer42 t1_ixxzpx2 wrote
Microwave safe.
12GaugeMage21 t1_ixz97j1 wrote
Accidentally printed managerial policy toward workers on the tag again...whoops 🤷♂️
DisastrousOne3950 t1_ixxyirw wrote
The light whippings will continue until morale improves.
Disastrous-Purpose-8 t1_ixxsq14 wrote
Lightly whip. A common mistake is to whip angrily and heavily. Whip….lightly
chemprofes t1_ixy54k4 wrote
They cornered the basket whipping fetish market. Another business idea of mine stolen.
haniblecter t1_ixy6p7w wrote
id wear that on at shirt
DaWhiteSingh t1_ixy9hwn wrote
Wow WTF are they trying to say.
JustDave62 t1_ixyukxm wrote
Bake at 250 for 30 minutes
LetOutrageous9789 t1_ixyx5qn wrote
Why does that sound like a line from a BDSM erotica
sassubear OP t1_iy0wvw1 wrote
It does sound like a nice spa day.
-eumaeus- t1_ixz8cra wrote
I whipped it lightly, but now it keeps screaming "more!"
Irequestyourboobpics t1_ixzoqmw wrote
Thus reminds me of warhammer 40k for some reason.
Dry clean the dirty Basked in the sun Whip lightly
The Emperor protects!
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixzv00z wrote
Emperor! The Necrons have stolen our secrets to making soft blankets!
outside_cat t1_ixzyrkh wrote
Their English is still leaps and bounds better than my Chinese.
DangoAteYourBaby t1_iy0jmnn wrote
Reads like a haiku
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zullyb08 t1_iy17ugx wrote
R/engrish
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China Virus
TheDreadPirateJeff t1_ixxu280 wrote
When your laundry has been cleaned
You must whip it.
When it's basked in the sun
You must whip it.
Now whip it. Wrinkle free. Whip it.
Whip it lightly.