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GrimReader710 t1_iy2tq0v wrote

Then I guess you're not boner material

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NedRyerson_Insurance t1_iy3hm4u wrote

You're what we call in the boner biz a "floppy."

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Insteadly t1_iy5sbmw wrote

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paramac55 t1_iy2vjyd wrote

A "boner" is a butcher specialising in de-boning meat...

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The_DevilAdvocate t1_iy3558l wrote

The butcher specialized in boning meat is no longer employed.

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Random_Guy_47 t1_iy3hs87 wrote

He got fired for sticking his dick in the bacon slicer.

The bacon slicer was also fired.

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makovince t1_iy4zw19 wrote

Should probably be called a de-boner then

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paramac55 t1_iy68sdt wrote

Grammatically probably correct , but in layman's terms, "boner" is precise...

Edit. Anybody from the meat industry will recognise it, anybody outside, will have a laugh...

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BinkoTheViking t1_iy2twen wrote

Well, my very first job at 15 was working in a slaughterhouse/abattoir, so I understand this job advert.

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darkstarburning666 t1_iy2uzd1 wrote

I too have handled a 10 inch stiff boner..

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Karmic_Hazard t1_iy2wp6l wrote

It's only 7.5 but I appreciate it.

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swappyinn OP t1_iy2yso8 wrote

Those who say it is 7.5 in reality it is actually 4.95

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DallasDoll80 t1_iy3hg12 wrote

Facts! As a female, I can confirm. Guys who are actually packin', brag the least.

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UnOffendble t1_iy4ex8f wrote

It's so small, NASA built the JWST specifically for me.

Do I win?

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TsarBlin t1_iy36r3a wrote

You guys are getting paid?

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yayaoa t1_iy2uuc5 wrote

They owe me a lot of money in this case.

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ratemydick69 t1_iy30vlf wrote

You mean to yell me that I've been just rocking this thing for free when I could be getting paid? This changes things

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AlexHanson007 t1_iy2ttwi wrote

Before everyone gets too excited and stands to attention for this opportunity, just notice that it's for a farm...

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DuffMiver8 t1_iy3af28 wrote

In Canada, various occupations have defined titles that get listed on one’s income tax form. At steel mills, one job was to hook up the cauldron of molten steel to a crane to be moved to where it would be poured out into molds. A traditionally male occupation, women started doing this job in the 1970’s or so. They objected to having to list their occupation as “hooker”.

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bllanco t1_iy2uv9d wrote

U know the comment men used to say that "Sometimes it has a mind of its own". This i probably what they do when they are erect and we are asleep

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Milaf008 t1_iy2xbyx wrote

Apply and let's see what the questions are!

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FrozenMisuto t1_iy2xfs8 wrote

I was called Boner Champ in college, will be a instant hire

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Rooster7787 t1_iy35kvb wrote

Hey, just an FYI, it's the guy in a meat packing plant who removes the bones. (Lol, I had to look it up).

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shastadakota t1_iy395sb wrote

On my job in Chicago, I would occasionally have to visit the offices of the Beef Boners Union Local whatever.

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Dire_Wolf7 t1_iy39bdt wrote

U guys remember Ralph Bohner ? Whatever happened to that guy ? :D

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ANIKET_UPADHYAY t1_iy3fhan wrote

They probably meant "Growers".

Such discrimination against showers in farm jobs.

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SonOfBogman t1_iy3fhjs wrote

They're looking for butchers. It's a pretty hard job though!

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KypDurron t1_iy3g578 wrote

It's easy to get in, but impossible to rise up.

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smogop t1_iy3hmxa wrote

Should read de-boners

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dannyfisch t1_iy3iu2b wrote

Guys I don’t think my brain can handle all these boners at once.

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azducky t1_iy3lu3d wrote

I only get one a day, where do i apply?

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towanda64804 t1_iy6bb72 wrote

Used to do payroll for a poultry processor. Two of their jobs were Breast Puller and Killer.

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swappyinn OP t1_iy2vu8y wrote

Some additional info: this is a job advert from New Zealand

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[deleted] t1_iy3gbxc wrote

  • Boomer. They used voice to text
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Pithyperson t1_iy3weq5 wrote

Not many people can do this for a full, 8-hour shift.

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BumblebeeNational128 t1_iy40mpq wrote

440$ a day is a ton of money in my state . give me all the boners

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shalashaska94 t1_iy472du wrote

I have all of the qualifications where do I apply?

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SameRule9918 t1_iy4g3jz wrote

This is a mom joke, just begging to be told

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Logosfidelis t1_iy4iud5 wrote

Another example of how the system is rigged in favor of men.

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AdmiralBeavers t1_iy4jepo wrote

What’s there to understand? Put that boner to work

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Delicious_Ad_1187 t1_iy54l3h wrote

It’s a meat packing term. Guys that cut meat off the bone of an animal. My dad used to be a “boner”. Until he cut half his pinky off. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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AahPadre t1_iy55cmr wrote

Who do i have to bone here to get paid?

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doorbellonachair t1_iy5fqr1 wrote

My boner doesn't earn any money... lazy prick

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Bradydunnn t1_iy68imw wrote

What am I gonna use a a phone stand

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v8vh t1_iy2vgod wrote

Its just my ex "finding her identity"

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3Dmee t1_iy2wna3 wrote

Your "ex" is lucky for being your "ex" but not for being your "ex".

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v8vh t1_iy2y3du wrote

You again. You seem lonely.

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bumps_jumps t1_iy3qv82 wrote

A Boner is someone who removes the bones from an animal. Not to be confused with a boner…which weird anime-loving redditors want to put INTO an animal.

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