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Jammin188 t1_iyazhas wrote

Divorce Simulator 2022

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Other_Cat5134 t1_iyazdn2 wrote

So it has been a quick game of Monopoly?

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mrmust4chio t1_iyazg2h wrote

You’re getting divorced?!

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nacaporvida OP t1_iyb0302 wrote

Honestly glad we found a game to replace skip-Bo because I ALWAYS LOST!!!

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too_late_to_abort t1_iyb6fia wrote

As a fan of skip-bo, monopoly, and divorce, I suggest you look into seven wonders.

Board game, there is a playstyle where you can do 1v1. My wife and I played the ever loving shit out of it during quarantine, so much so that we started making custom rules. Super fun game for 1v1.

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MavericK96 t1_iybnuv7 wrote

There's also 7 Wonders Duel that is made specifically for 2 players. Also very fun.

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MedianHansen t1_iycdbl4 wrote

7 wonders is great if you're 4-5 people, but if you plan on playing as two duels is 100% a better game.

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too_late_to_abort t1_iycut5v wrote

I'll have to try duels. We had lots of fun with the base game 1v1 and manipulating the 3rd "npc" player

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Numerous_Fall_5437 t1_iyb0jmp wrote

Fair enough but what’s the monopoly board got to do with that

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came_to_comment t1_iybq9gu wrote

I get the joke of Monopoly taking forever, but it doesn't take very long if you play by the actual rules of the game.

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wubbbalubbadubdub t1_iyb3fkb wrote

Go for oranges and light blues, if you get those early enough you win.

Light blues have the cheapest houses and can be used as an engine to fund others, if one person lands on them once you can basically insta-quad house or hotel them.

Oranges are the most efficient house to payment increase in the game, also people get sent to go and jail making them more likely to land on light blue and orange squares.

Once you're late game like this you may as well just end it because you're just delaying the inevitable.

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rhb4n8 t1_iyb4h9s wrote

Never buy hotels. 4 houses is the way

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wubbbalubbadubdub t1_iybl171 wrote

4 houses is only if you are trying to choke out your opponent, (since the total number of houses is intentionally limited)

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rhb4n8 t1_iybnann wrote

Isn't that the point of the game?

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wubbbalubbadubdub t1_iybzyu2 wrote

Sure choking them out is the point of the game, but smart players will never let you get a 3rd property without trading for a 3rd of their own. Typically in that situation you'll want to prioritise getting the most money you can out of them so hotels can be worth it.

4 houses is usually the way, but sometimes hotels are fine.

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ChcknGrl t1_iyb2nyl wrote

Is he begging for income-sensitive rent?

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SuspiciousStable9649 t1_iyb3m6b wrote

If my wife would play and get jazzed enough to take a picture - worth it.

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rhb4n8 t1_iyb4e8f wrote

Sounds like you're not limiting your game to the number of houses supplied by the manufacturer

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tinfoil3346 t1_iyb4e8j wrote

I don't think I have actually finished a game of monopoly.

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just_read_it_again t1_iyb8kjm wrote

Try it in Xbox or playstation. It takes all the work out of it and makes it go quickly.

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Odd_Ad4733 t1_iyb5ak9 wrote

I usually aim to own the free parking corner as it's not too buy but with hotels can be very expensive to land on plus 9 times out of 10 if opponents don't land on the orange set they'll land on the red

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MaestroM45 t1_iyb8zfm wrote

Good idea to take a pic of the board before it gets “accidentally” knocked over.

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TheFudge t1_iybdeio wrote

Ya you fucked him good and not in the “good” way

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guitarguy1685 t1_iybo8g1 wrote

Husband: oh, so you want to get divorced this weekend?

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scyllafren t1_iybyrpa wrote

Fake! Light blue and purple at opposite side, but has same colored houses on it. :D

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MajorDonkey t1_iyci8cy wrote

Only monopoly when there are no firearms in the home.

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