Submitted by currentdream t3_z8qja2 in funny
Ezekiel2121 t1_iycql4v wrote
Reply to comment by timespassing_ in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
Objection, speculation!
timespassing_ t1_iycqqr7 wrote
For the record, you haven’t established jurisdiction.
Waterfish3333 t1_iycsvk4 wrote
“Subject matter jurisdiction”. Also, this is a maritime court! /s
vujad3097 t1_iyd1gn2 wrote
Rrrrr now me hearties, be this dispute of a Nautical or of a Private Maritime nature?
Joddodd t1_iydew80 wrote
Parley?
vujad3097 t1_iydt98o wrote
Rrrr now, tis it a Parsley ye be asking for?
Yon wee fish were framed some be saying, but "Framed and suitable for hanging?" I be asking.
Its_Just_A_Typo t1_iyehp0h wrote
I object your honor!
Listen to the prosecution here; clearly my client was framed - Even he alludes to the facts in this matter!
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timespassing_ t1_iyf0y54 wrote
I actually started out thinking I made a Heard/Depp joke… but I’m amused so whatevs!
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timespassing_ t1_iyf2sps wrote
The part I watched of Brooks was heavier on objection, grounds. There was a whole music video made of objection, hearsay from Heard/Depp.
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OldBob10 t1_iyers4k wrote
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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