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liljames t1_iy0ebyw wrote

"If you're a bird be an early bird and catch the worm for your breakfast plate. Yes, if you're a bird be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late" Shel Silverstein

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papparmane t1_iy1k8hl wrote

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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h-bugg96 t1_iy2cc6k wrote

I'm still yrying to figure out what happened to the first mouse

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roroboat33 t1_iy2hhn9 wrote

Keep thinking about it. One day out of the blue just like that SNAP

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Gromky t1_iy0erji wrote

Sounds exactly right for the guy who wrote "I Got Stoned and I Missed It."

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get_the_reference_ t1_iy242z8 wrote

Oh, there's black ones white ones yellow ones red ones

Necrophiliacs lookin' for dead ones

The greatest of the sadists and the masochists, too

Screaming please hit me! And I'll hit you

Shel Silverstein, Freakers Ball - Captain Hook and the Medicine Show

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