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Gr8zomb13 t1_ixw2sfx wrote

Right next to the pail of sawdust used for wiping…

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GANDORF57 t1_ixxmnde wrote

No, the sawdust is to soak up the blood on the floor. You use the roll of sandpaper on the TP dispenser for wiping.

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phazedoubt t1_ixwb7je wrote

That's the cleanest toilet i've ever seen in a pub

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ol-gormsby t1_ixwx3yu wrote

That's because people see it and back away.

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Clunkytoaster51 OP t1_ixx6b0z wrote

Easiest way to keep it clean

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slamdamnsplits t1_ixx9igw wrote

Kind of genius when you think about it

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Inuyasha-rules t1_iy2q0lc wrote

Yeah but the floors a mess in the corner.

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slamdamnsplits t1_iy3x516 wrote

Yeah, the downside to this approach is that the barbed wire and spiders only keep people from sitting on the toilet seat. Unfortunately, we lack the technology to train them to come alive at night and clean the floors as well.

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Clunkytoaster51 OP t1_ixw4c2x wrote

For anyone curious, its in the Ilfracombe Pub, near Longreach in Western Queensland, Australia

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Awengal t1_ixw5rxb wrote

'Jesus was here' written on the wall?

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Thoughtfulprof t1_ixwlipq wrote

"So how did you get tetanus?"

"Well, my toilet seat broke."

"Dude, you can't get tetanus from a broken toilet seat."

"That's what I thought! Clearly, I should have seen it coming!"

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SekerDeker t1_ixwbl14 wrote

jokes on them i like that shit

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maemtz t1_ixw685v wrote

That's fine. I never sit on public toilets anyway

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw6w3p wrote

no, just no - like I can hold it till I get home ( wouldn't want to risk taking a piss outside in the outback)

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mjkjg2 t1_ixw8fgy wrote

it’s… drawings tho

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Lork82 t1_ixwkc86 wrote

Is it? Looking like epoxy resin with the stuff inside from my perspective

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dozure t1_ixx31q9 wrote

You're right. Zoom in on the front edge and it's easier to tell.

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EarendilStar t1_ixybsn1 wrote

Only if the artist included shadows, and the art extending past the lip of the seat.

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PhoenixFire296 t1_ixz0ul1 wrote

Shadows can be cast by the light source being above the seat given that drawings would be opaque enough to do so. I also don't see where it extends past the edge.

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Clunkytoaster51 OP t1_ixw7eb4 wrote

It's a fair old drive home from here for all but one or two people...

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw83sw wrote

there are bottles for that lol - how you guys survive and thrive there is beyond me I have severe arachnophobia - I would die - give me snow and mountains and I will show you how to survive but like everything there is deadly and I salute you guys for thriving in spite of that plus have visited sydney, melbourne, and tasmania for a nature trek - I like being in nz more though, only because there are no natural land based predators, though a lot more sandflys when on the south island trekking

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Clunkytoaster51 OP t1_ixwbojk wrote

I'll take my chances with any animal over a deranged person with a gun to be honest

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixwdmnz wrote

we have that problem here and need real gun control - I am not saying ban them but background checks beyond the simple 90 second one, classes to know how to handle, and a waiting period... but the republicans here will fight that tooth and nail and frame it as they're coming for your guns people - like no we aren't we just want responsible gun ownership

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw8k6e wrote

I once ran naked into my dorm room hall because there was a scorpion on my towel in italy because I left my window open - just nope - I screamed like a little bitch and ran into the hall but naked after my shower - faced a lot of mockery for that - also never opened my windows in my dorm again.

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JoeJoJosie t1_ixwi0ru wrote

I once met a real, honest to god 'Lord' of a estate in eastern scotland. His family lived in what had been the 'servants quarters/kitchen' of their giant stately home, and apart from the spider this was his exact toilet-seat.

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One_Beat8054 t1_ixwkhem wrote

they should put a rubber snake there also

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Beans186 t1_ixylg3e wrote

The Jesus toilet

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l4WAYSTOPl t1_ixw4it0 wrote

One small mistake, nails will be nailed

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yParticle t1_ixweh18 wrote

Nothing like a nail in the coccyx.

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Mohingan t1_ixwfc2x wrote

Oh gosh imagine having an emergency and only noticing it as your butt is coming down. Funny prank 😂

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edmsucksballs t1_ixwk30n wrote

I think it’s in the resin and completely covered.

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Tossar-Svenssen t1_ixwuclr wrote

Until someone breaks it

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edmsucksballs t1_ixwvoe6 wrote

What with like a saw? That stuff is really tough

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Tossar-Svenssen t1_ixwwb0i wrote

Someone will attempt.

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uppenatom t1_ixx61qa wrote

To break a toilet in an outback pub?! You know how much empty dessert there is out there to hide a body?

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edmsucksballs t1_ixwwmng wrote

Wouldn’t it be easier to just bring real barbed wire and leave it on the seat?

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rancher77 t1_ixwfn0x wrote

Looks aggressive

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leoheck t1_ixwpdrc wrote

Better to dump the load on the floor...

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D1133 t1_ixwwg60 wrote

In the outback I would appreciate a toilet seat like this. It gives you the opportunity to see if there are real spiders under the seat. That’s a real concern out there. A bad spider bite on a nutsack or leg is much worse than this seat

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Dependent_Way_1038 t1_ixwxka3 wrote

Bro I’m sober and I wouldn’t even sit on that shit

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[deleted] t1_ixx5l7h wrote

Thanks, but I think I'll just go shit behind the dumpster.

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ChondroArt t1_ixx718q wrote

I have a shift knob in my truck with a real black widow in it. That would be great for this.

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ayoungad t1_ixx944u wrote

You know I can just lift the the seat up right? Under the seat, there is another larger seat.

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HowardtheDolphin t1_ixx9qap wrote

Must be a custom epoxy job that's a sweet idea.

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katana_3 t1_ixxhjeq wrote

I'd still sit on this. When you got to go, you got to go.

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DonovanBayder t1_ixxucph wrote

Now you can know beforehand if there's a huntsman spider under the toilet seat

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b0ob0okitty t1_ixxwoi9 wrote

Scary af, there aint no toilet paper there.

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triadwarfare t1_ixxyqho wrote

It's barbed wire and nails molded on resin. As long as the metal isn't exposed, you should be fine.

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jrtiger76 t1_ixxyv45 wrote

"The design is very human 😀"

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pututingliit t1_ixy2n03 wrote

I love that the barb wires and nails might not enough to scare or shock the people so they added a spider for maximum terror

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Chunkylover537 t1_ixy4j2g wrote

Looks like the same seat i saw in an Alice Springs pub.

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Intransigient t1_ixy9k73 wrote

If the floor isn’t dirt, it’s not a real outback pub. 😃

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2_taps t1_ixyh8o9 wrote

The shit within, what a game

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moixcom44 t1_ixyl3wf wrote

Basically only for pissing. Shitting no can do.

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Goojus t1_ixz1kzl wrote

Well, i guess I’ll shit on the floor

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Darqnyz t1_ixzok1r wrote

Wtf, my grandparents have this exact same toilet seat... In Germany

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Smobert1 t1_ixwiyp7 wrote

time to shit of the floor then i guess. stupid idea

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