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Gr8zomb13 t1_ixw2sfx wrote

Right next to the pail of sawdust used for wiping…

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Clunkytoaster51 OP t1_ixw4c2x wrote

For anyone curious, its in the Ilfracombe Pub, near Longreach in Western Queensland, Australia

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l4WAYSTOPl t1_ixw4it0 wrote

One small mistake, nails will be nailed

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Awengal t1_ixw5rxb wrote

'Jesus was here' written on the wall?

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maemtz t1_ixw685v wrote

That's fine. I never sit on public toilets anyway

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw6w3p wrote

no, just no - like I can hold it till I get home ( wouldn't want to risk taking a piss outside in the outback)

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw83sw wrote

Replying to Clunkytoaster51 (#693,258)

there are bottles for that lol - how you guys survive and thrive there is beyond me I have severe arachnophobia - I would die - give me snow and mountains and I will show you how to survive but like everything there is deadly and I salute you guys for thriving in spite of that plus have visited sydney, melbourne, and tasmania for a nature trek - I like being in nz more though, only because there are no natural land based predators, though a lot more sandflys when on the south island trekking

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw8k6e wrote

Replying to Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 (#693,366)

I once ran naked into my dorm room hall because there was a scorpion on my towel in italy because I left my window open - just nope - I screamed like a little bitch and ran into the hall but naked after my shower - faced a lot of mockery for that - also never opened my windows in my dorm again.

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phazedoubt t1_ixwb7je wrote

That's the cleanest toilet i've ever seen in a pub

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SekerDeker t1_ixwbl14 wrote

jokes on them i like that shit

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixwdmnz wrote

Replying to Clunkytoaster51 (#693,952)

we have that problem here and need real gun control - I am not saying ban them but background checks beyond the simple 90 second one, classes to know how to handle, and a waiting period... but the republicans here will fight that tooth and nail and frame it as they're coming for your guns people - like no we aren't we just want responsible gun ownership

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yParticle t1_ixweh18 wrote

Nothing like a nail in the coccyx.

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Mohingan t1_ixwfc2x wrote

Oh gosh imagine having an emergency and only noticing it as your butt is coming down. Funny prank 😂

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JoeJoJosie t1_ixwi0ru wrote

I once met a real, honest to god 'Lord' of a estate in eastern scotland. His family lived in what had been the 'servants quarters/kitchen' of their giant stately home, and apart from the spider this was his exact toilet-seat.

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Smobert1 t1_ixwiyp7 wrote

time to shit of the floor then i guess. stupid idea

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One_Beat8054 t1_ixwkhem wrote

they should put a rubber snake there also

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Thoughtfulprof t1_ixwlipq wrote

"So how did you get tetanus?"

"Well, my toilet seat broke."

"Dude, you can't get tetanus from a broken toilet seat."

"That's what I thought! Clearly, I should have seen it coming!"

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leoheck t1_ixwpdrc wrote

Better to dump the load on the floor...

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D1133 t1_ixwwg60 wrote

In the outback I would appreciate a toilet seat like this. It gives you the opportunity to see if there are real spiders under the seat. That’s a real concern out there. A bad spider bite on a nutsack or leg is much worse than this seat

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[deleted] t1_ixx5l7h wrote

Thanks, but I think I'll just go shit behind the dumpster.

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ChondroArt t1_ixx718q wrote

I have a shift knob in my truck with a real black widow in it. That would be great for this.

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ayoungad t1_ixx944u wrote

You know I can just lift the the seat up right? Under the seat, there is another larger seat.

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katana_3 t1_ixxhjeq wrote

I'd still sit on this. When you got to go, you got to go.

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DonovanBayder t1_ixxucph wrote

Now you can know beforehand if there's a huntsman spider under the toilet seat

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b0ob0okitty t1_ixxwoi9 wrote

Scary af, there aint no toilet paper there.

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triadwarfare t1_ixxyqho wrote

It's barbed wire and nails molded on resin. As long as the metal isn't exposed, you should be fine.

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jrtiger76 t1_ixxyv45 wrote

"The design is very human 😀"

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pututingliit t1_ixy2n03 wrote

I love that the barb wires and nails might not enough to scare or shock the people so they added a spider for maximum terror

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Chunkylover537 t1_ixy4j2g wrote

Looks like the same seat i saw in an Alice Springs pub.

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Intransigient t1_ixy9k73 wrote

If the floor isn’t dirt, it’s not a real outback pub. 😃

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2_taps t1_ixyh8o9 wrote

The shit within, what a game

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moixcom44 t1_ixyl3wf wrote

Basically only for pissing. Shitting no can do.

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Goojus t1_ixz1kzl wrote

Well, i guess I’ll shit on the floor

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Darqnyz t1_ixzok1r wrote

Wtf, my grandparents have this exact same toilet seat... In Germany

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slamdamnsplits t1_iy3x516 wrote

Replying to Inuyasha-rules (#727,362)

Yeah, the downside to this approach is that the barbed wire and spiders only keep people from sitting on the toilet seat. Unfortunately, we lack the technology to train them to come alive at night and clean the floors as well.

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