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BertTKitten t1_iy9qzn4 wrote

No Ragrets

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Antelope26 t1_iy9uic6 wrote

Must be a dude who is pretending to be a tattoo artist.

Do you conqure?

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metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9umvb wrote

This is a legit tattoo studio fyi

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j-random t1_iyadr71 wrote

Too legit to spell check? Sorry, but I think they have a reasonable duty of care to protect their patrons from things like this. If the customer insists then that's on the customer, but the studio shouldn't let this kind of work out the door otherwise.

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thinthehoople t1_iyb2ec1 wrote

Even if the customer insists, a legit studio would refuse to do this tattoo.

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[deleted] t1_iybplwp wrote

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Nasal_Cilia t1_iybvo25 wrote

because of pictures like this. Not hard. Not everything is worth money and your reputation is one of those things.

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Geuji t1_iy9uzr9 wrote

The white out is in the wrong place for a correkshun

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thinthehoople t1_iyb2amn wrote

Upside down and misspelled?

No, it is not a legit anything with two obvious and easily avoided mistakes on a simple tattoo.

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MrsSadieMorgan t1_iycbt71 wrote

I’m with you on the spelling thing, obviously. But you lost me with the “upside-down” part.

I had this argument with a tattoo artist, when I insisted on having a wrist tattoo done “upside-down.” His argument was that my arm hangs downward, so other people will be seeing it the wrong way. I told him idgaf, because I specifically want it to look right-side up when holding my viola with that arm. It’s a symbol representing the instrument (alto clef), so that was the whole point. Also, I only care how it looks TO ME. It’s not for others.

So yeah, if that’s how a client wants it. Do it that way. Our bodies are constantly in motion anyway.

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thinthehoople t1_iyduzq6 wrote

For you or not, it’s still upside down.

Upside down alone, maybe a reputable shop will let that go, but misspelled? Nah.

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MrsSadieMorgan t1_iyf0bzk wrote

And I maintain that’s a matter of opinion. I don’t think it’s “upside down,” since we hold our arms in different positions throughout the day.

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thinthehoople t1_iyf2u80 wrote

But, you see, it is upside down and your feelings on that don’t matter one whit.

There is no opinion involved. Conventions are conventional for a reason, and this is an absolute.

Do people wear tattoos upside down? Yes.

Does it mean they’re wrong? Not necessarily.

Does it mean they aren’t upside down? No.

A tattoo like this is absolutely considered upside down.

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naikrovek t1_iybkf4f wrote

maybe the mistakes were not mistakes and were in fact intentional.

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iceman_x2 t1_iya4q9z wrote

One thing Ive never understood is tattoo artists that see shit like this and say nothing.

I am covered in tattoos and I’ve had tattoos artists tell me “let’s change this around a bit, it doesn’t complement your body properly, the location or it clashes with XYZ”.

It reflects poorly on the artist as well, not just the individual.

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SlowSecurity t1_iy9re7z wrote

Is that the raunchy French squirrel from those video games?

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Ihascheeks1780 t1_iy9rz72 wrote

Veni, Vidi, Vici

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jungl3j1m t1_iya51r6 wrote

My school’s Latin teacher refused to accept that V was pronounced as a W in Classical Latin. “Wayney Weedy Weeky” sounds too much like “Wee Willy Winky.”

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BuckyDuster t1_iya0o0o wrote

If pro is the opposite of con, the concure must be the opposite of procure. No?

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KamikazeCoPilot t1_iya4zqb wrote

This had to go through two, maybe three, people before a needle touched skin. I've not been to an artist that doesn't show the "finished product" before even setting up the station. This was either on purpose or multiple people missed this.

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dong_spanker t1_iyaauc6 wrote

He will never jerk off the same

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normpoleon t1_iy9rtnb wrote

Are you a conkeisterdor?

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wertghyh t1_iy9w5ir wrote

The only thing he couldn’t conqure was grammar itself

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MrZwink t1_iya0aw2 wrote

I have come, I have seen , I have conqureed

That would be the proper translation of veni vidi vici

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thebixman t1_iya0yax wrote

They should have a little spelling bee bell that chimes at the tattoo parlour…ding

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Additional-Banana-55 t1_iya3ua8 wrote

Yeah when I beat my meat it reminds me all the time to conqureer

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dazzypops t1_iya8v86 wrote

It's a shame it was grounded. Loved that plane.

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ReditSarge t1_iyaaju3 wrote

I theenk eye cee uyr pobleem.

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PalpitationCrafty946 t1_iyaam82 wrote

You should have him add an “ier” at the end to make it a pun. You are an querier and a conqueror, making you a conquerier.

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Think_of_the t1_iyacpnt wrote

With record sales and sold out conquerts

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[deleted] t1_iyad6p9 wrote

I mean as long as you came

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40calpat t1_iyahhcm wrote

I am Napoleon! And I am here to CONQURE!!!

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ceramikid t1_iyant4k wrote

Spelling counts, unfortunately.

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Louzifur t1_iyaqxzv wrote

Is that even a real word what is that some sort of protein shake

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birdgirl56a t1_iyauh5q wrote

Now I don’t know how to spell it

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WishBear19 t1_iyay6ti wrote

Thank goodness for quabity assurance.

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NathanSpino t1_iyb04wg wrote

This sound like julius caeser ngl

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BandDirector17 t1_iybbn1n wrote

Sleigh.

(You may need to be around teenagers to get that.)

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rasonjo t1_iybu3xc wrote

The urban dictionary has an interesting entry.

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Donttrustallfarts t1_iyc7yfu wrote

But you have to conqure those ragrets and move on

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awesomethingness t1_iyc8qpl wrote

Think I'd rather have a tattoo of an inebriated orange squirrel urinating on...anything.

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mxldevs t1_iycgc5s wrote

Conqure sounds like something you'd name an app

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lermi901 t1_iycuw9a wrote

I came I saw I cumqueered

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FunnyButSads t1_iydc3n3 wrote

Imagine tattooing history’s main topics on ur arm and cheating

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jointheredditarmy t1_iydd7ow wrote

Uhhh that’s the founder of Conqure (pronounced con cure) a telemedicine startup which hires federal prison inmates to act as couples therapists /s

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still_learning365 t1_iydvo69 wrote

Overall the line work isn't bad but the letters are different sizes The truth will come in on how it heals They didn't put an outline down on the skin before he started tattooing they just free-handed that? I'm wondering why you didn't catch it the only way I can see is if they just free-handed it I guess that would explain why the letters are different sizes look at the u and the n they are the same thing just one is upside down and they are nowhere near the same size

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still_learning365 t1_iydw25i wrote

Get a lawyer involved and tell them your brain dead maybe you can sue them for abuse of a corpse,🤣🤣🤣

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KrystalGreen t1_iyajwhl wrote

This is Latin. A dead language. No wonder most of us don't recognize it.

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Every-Atmosphere5562 t1_iybstc0 wrote

Funny that you even misspelled the titles intended misspelling. You meant to write “conqured”.

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DiscoDav3 t1_iy9qohw wrote

Do you mean conquer?

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