Submitted by metalhead_karan t3_z84tec in funny
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metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9qzk4 wrote
Yes DicsoDav3 :)
BertTKitten t1_iy9qzn4 wrote
No Ragrets
BeltfedOne t1_iy9r7ev wrote
Re-Fund?
SlowSecurity t1_iy9re7z wrote
Is that the raunchy French squirrel from those video games?
FOTW09 t1_iy9rib1 wrote
metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9rq19 wrote
More like Er-Fund
normpoleon t1_iy9rtnb wrote
Are you a conkeisterdor?
Ihascheeks1780 t1_iy9rz72 wrote
Veni, Vidi, Vici
BeltfedOne t1_iy9s3yg wrote
Fect-Per! I stand kewrekded.
Serier_Rialis t1_iy9sgrq wrote
Dude is having a bad fur day...but no are you thinking Conker?
thepunalwaysrises t1_iy9su4o wrote
Good jorb.
FunkU247365 t1_iy9sukj wrote
Conqueer?
Fortyninerhater t1_iy9t1gv wrote
Con-coo-ray
SlowSecurity t1_iy9tdak wrote
Conqure mauvais jour de fourrure
AryaNunya t1_iy9tntr wrote
He works here: https://www.conqure.de/en/home/
Chairboy t1_iy9u566 wrote
Carl's Word of the Day Calendar moment on The Simpsons is fantastic and seems appropriate here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjsQdV3VDUs
nothatdoesntgothere t1_iy9u6v1 wrote
I conqur
MatoKoukku t1_iy9u9ae wrote
I concur.
Zarniwoooop t1_iy9u9d5 wrote
Congratubation
Antelope26 t1_iy9uic6 wrote
Must be a dude who is pretending to be a tattoo artist.
Do you conqure?
stigtopgear t1_iy9uium wrote
Any regerts?
metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9umvb wrote
This is a legit tattoo studio fyi
metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9uq0g wrote
All at not
DiscoDav3 t1_iy9uukr wrote
Yeah i didnt realise this was on r/funny 🤣😂
Geuji t1_iy9uzr9 wrote
The white out is in the wrong place for a correkshun
TearsOfTheOrphan t1_iy9y8zn wrote
There’s always ragrets
UncreativeName77 t1_iy9ykjo wrote
I quote that Carl line to this day
Chairboy t1_iy9yrcm wrote
It's just so goddamn good.
Dr_Doctor_Doc t1_iy9z0t5 wrote
I also conqure
BuckyDuster t1_iya0o0o wrote
If pro is the opposite of con, the concure must be the opposite of procure. No?
weirdxyience t1_iya13od wrote
Conqure's bad tattoo day
ctr_alt_fuckoff t1_iya2zsp wrote
Eruqnoc
Additional-Banana-55 t1_iya3ua8 wrote
Yeah when I beat my meat it reminds me all the time to conqureer
NoRolexNoSex t1_iya4aib wrote
I concure
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KamikazeCoPilot t1_iya4pkc wrote
This guy doesn't get it... Orphan, watch the movie "We're the Millers".
iceman_x2 t1_iya4q9z wrote
One thing Ive never understood is tattoo artists that see shit like this and say nothing.
I am covered in tattoos and I’ve had tattoos artists tell me “let’s change this around a bit, it doesn’t complement your body properly, the location or it clashes with XYZ”.
It reflects poorly on the artist as well, not just the individual.
TearsOfTheOrphan t1_iya4w4b wrote
Oh I’ve seen the movie lol
KamikazeCoPilot t1_iya4zqb wrote
This had to go through two, maybe three, people before a needle touched skin. I've not been to an artist that doesn't show the "finished product" before even setting up the station. This was either on purpose or multiple people missed this.
jungl3j1m t1_iya51r6 wrote
My school’s Latin teacher refused to accept that V was pronounced as a W in Classical Latin. “Wayney Weedy Weeky” sounds too much like “Wee Willy Winky.”
KamikazeCoPilot t1_iya5lkx wrote
My bad, nowhaisayin?
chee_burger t1_iya5z28 wrote
No regrats
eruditeimbecile t1_iya9ada wrote
Veni, Vidi, Dormi
ReditSarge t1_iyaaju3 wrote
I theenk eye cee uyr pobleem.
PalpitationCrafty946 t1_iyaam82 wrote
You should have him add an “ier” at the end to make it a pun. You are an querier and a conqueror, making you a conquerier.
dong_spanker t1_iyaauc6 wrote
He will never jerk off the same
adept_ignoramus t1_iyabskf wrote
I concur.
flippythemaster t1_iyabw1k wrote
It’s the British spelling
Think_of_the t1_iyacpnt wrote
With record sales and sold out conquerts
j-random t1_iyadr71 wrote
Too legit to spell check? Sorry, but I think they have a reasonable duty of care to protect their patrons from things like this. If the customer insists then that's on the customer, but the studio shouldn't let this kind of work out the door otherwise.
juanhernadez3579 t1_iyaezi8 wrote
That’s so dum
Lower_Bar_2428 t1_iyag7wq wrote
No Regerst
NoFaithlessness5122 t1_iyagxhy wrote
Conqure your fears.
PlaygroundGZ t1_iyai7uz wrote
Great Yob 👍🏻
kong_yo t1_iyaibel wrote
I, conker
KrystalGreen t1_iyajwhl wrote
This is Latin. A dead language. No wonder most of us don't recognize it.
Puzzleheaded_Arm_182 t1_iyak0sa wrote
I also concur
ItsWorkingOutOKish t1_iyaksew wrote
Not even a single letter?
stfurubrainded t1_iyantoh wrote
As a dyslexia I see no issues
isaidireddit t1_iyaoqpy wrote
Veni vidi Vicky
clementsallert t1_iyapdhf wrote
no regerts
United_Difference614 t1_iyaptc3 wrote
Yes, early results on your tattoo 🥹
birdgirl56a t1_iyauh5q wrote
Now I don’t know how to spell it
cluelessdud3 t1_iyausq3 wrote
Do you conqure?
WishBear19 t1_iyay6ti wrote
Thank goodness for quabity assurance.
coconuthead684 t1_iyazccg wrote
i feel like this is a marine.
BuddhaGoalie11 t1_iyazdgk wrote
I came, I saw, I concur.
lordbossharrow t1_iyazruf wrote
Veni, vici, vi lost
NathanSpino t1_iyb04wg wrote
This sound like julius caeser ngl
thinthehoople t1_iyb2amn wrote
Upside down and misspelled?
No, it is not a legit anything with two obvious and easily avoided mistakes on a simple tattoo.
thinthehoople t1_iyb2ec1 wrote
Even if the customer insists, a legit studio would refuse to do this tattoo.
[deleted] t1_iyb44em wrote
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Picker-Rick t1_iyba5oy wrote
BandDirector17 t1_iybbn1n wrote
Sleigh.
(You may need to be around teenagers to get that.)
codespitter t1_iybdb43 wrote
I should have conquered…
Whygoogleissexist t1_iybf03s wrote
Did he conjour up that tat?
JULY_PROBABLY t1_iybf0ok wrote
Rugrat nothing
Sweetwhales1994 t1_iybf3r3 wrote
No ragrets!
diggduke t1_iybgyv9 wrote
Or wewease Wodewick!
naikrovek t1_iybkf4f wrote
maybe the mistakes were not mistakes and were in fact intentional.
Pale-Office-133 t1_iybnwap wrote
Groit tootoo.
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Every-Atmosphere5562 t1_iybstc0 wrote
Funny that you even misspelled the titles intended misspelling. You meant to write “conqured”.
Nasal_Cilia t1_iybvo25 wrote
because of pictures like this. Not hard. Not everything is worth money and your reputation is one of those things.
Donttrustallfarts t1_iyc7yfu wrote
But you have to conqure those ragrets and move on
FestinoBaroco t1_iyc8ero wrote
Conjured
awesomethingness t1_iyc8qpl wrote
Think I'd rather have a tattoo of an inebriated orange squirrel urinating on...anything.
hyzermofo t1_iyc9ljm wrote
Vewy well, we will welease Wodewick.
hyzermofo t1_iyc9ocf wrote
Plot twist, it's Latin for "Get rekt"
PlentyPristine0203 t1_iycalnf wrote
The most painful tattoo ever.
MrsSadieMorgan t1_iycbt71 wrote
I’m with you on the spelling thing, obviously. But you lost me with the “upside-down” part.
I had this argument with a tattoo artist, when I insisted on having a wrist tattoo done “upside-down.” His argument was that my arm hangs downward, so other people will be seeing it the wrong way. I told him idgaf, because I specifically want it to look right-side up when holding my viola with that arm. It’s a symbol representing the instrument (alto clef), so that was the whole point. Also, I only care how it looks TO ME. It’s not for others.
So yeah, if that’s how a client wants it. Do it that way. Our bodies are constantly in motion anyway.
Gibbel2029 t1_iycfvkj wrote
“I came!”
🗿
PresentationLow6204 t1_iycg7u7 wrote
Just say it's conquer in spanish.
mad_of_akin t1_iyczc8z wrote
I concur.
Fearless-Coach-3531 t1_iyd8qkt wrote
You mean “latter”…thank me letter
FunnyButSads t1_iydc3n3 wrote
Imagine tattooing history’s main topics on ur arm and cheating
PapaOoMaoMao t1_iydcj8t wrote
It's in the urban dictionary but no idea if that's what he actually wanted.
jointheredditarmy t1_iydd7ow wrote
Uhhh that’s the founder of Conqure (pronounced con cure) a telemedicine startup which hires federal prison inmates to act as couples therapists /s
Glodenteoo_The_Glod t1_iydmi3r wrote
Reading it like puree is the best
thinthehoople t1_iyduzq6 wrote
For you or not, it’s still upside down.
Upside down alone, maybe a reputable shop will let that go, but misspelled? Nah.
still_learning365 t1_iydvo69 wrote
Overall the line work isn't bad but the letters are different sizes The truth will come in on how it heals They didn't put an outline down on the skin before he started tattooing they just free-handed that? I'm wondering why you didn't catch it the only way I can see is if they just free-handed it I guess that would explain why the letters are different sizes look at the u and the n they are the same thing just one is upside down and they are nowhere near the same size
still_learning365 t1_iydw25i wrote
Get a lawyer involved and tell them your brain dead maybe you can sue them for abuse of a corpse,🤣🤣🤣
MrsSadieMorgan t1_iyf0bzk wrote
And I maintain that’s a matter of opinion. I don’t think it’s “upside down,” since we hold our arms in different positions throughout the day.
thinthehoople t1_iyf2u80 wrote
But, you see, it is upside down and your feelings on that don’t matter one whit.
There is no opinion involved. Conventions are conventional for a reason, and this is an absolute.
Do people wear tattoos upside down? Yes.
Does it mean they’re wrong? Not necessarily.
Does it mean they aren’t upside down? No.
A tattoo like this is absolutely considered upside down.
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