Submitted by LastWatch9 t3_z8wo7o in funny
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TaiDavis t1_iydrb0w wrote
They're both still meat
SnooAvocados763 t1_iye563t wrote
But if there is consent it doesn't matter.
Joran_Dax t1_iyebfxv wrote
Understood. We just need to genetically modify a cow that gives consent.
strawbrrysundae t1_iyek6sg wrote
Yeah but human meat is more acceptable compared to animal meat apparently.
varney40 t1_iydp87a wrote
Could have changed it to 'Don't eat pussy cats'
LastWatch9 OP t1_iye4tqi wrote
I should sneak around at night and make it āDonāt eat pussy cats, you animalsā striking out the not.
TangoSmoker1967 t1_iye9m9f wrote
You mean VAGitarian.
Alucard12203 t1_iydonmb wrote
The world would be a more peaceful place...
Consistent_Warthog80 t1_iyewv52 wrote
My girlfriend's a vegetarian so im meating them halfway...
AaronTheElite007 t1_iye567v wrote
Eat not animalsā¦ Yoda be tagginā
worthlesscatman t1_iyembd2 wrote
Taggin yoda is
Uncle_Boppi t1_iydu1km wrote
Sure, but I'd choose a nice gourmet burger over licking a vagina any day of the week.
YoukanDewitt t1_iye1xwj wrote
How about a seafood taco?
Uncle_Boppi t1_iyemo4o wrote
If it's a good one, yeah.
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XadeXal t1_iyfc2mi wrote
Well then go on a date with me, or I'm just going to have to eat more cheeseburgers to make me happy instead. š
Xx-matador-xX t1_iyfccb3 wrote
Canibalism is illegal
ImJustHereToWatch_ t1_iydwje0 wrote
Can vegetarians eat clams?
PopIntelligent9515 t1_iydy8jl wrote
But animals taste so good too! Iām omnivorous
Distribution_That t1_iydyl73 wrote
Both
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Select_Shock_1461 t1_iydt8k9 wrote
so edgy!
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Weak-Sundae-5964 t1_iydwl9l wrote
I didn't realize pussy was vegetarian. Those people calling it roast beef all these years really threw me off.
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Windyandbreezy t1_iyeaj3t wrote
I mean I'm not a fan of cats.. but I think it's frowned upon in America to eat pets
SailorCredible t1_iyf0qxa wrote
But now you're just going from an omnivore to a cannibal. Hannibal Lecter sounds
DarthPatrick21 t1_iyf66xv wrote
Itās hard to find authentic feline dishes outside of Asia but Iāll try man.
OldChucker t1_iyf9915 wrote
I could bring a hotdog in bed and eat both.
ContributionJolly634 t1_iyf9mhm wrote
I thought it read EAT RUSSIA NOT ANIMALS
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Xyphoid77 t1_iydv16e wrote
Why not both?