Submitted by LastWatch9 t3_z8wo7o in funny
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Alucard12203 t1_iydonmb wrote
The world would be a more peaceful place...
[deleted] t1_iydrxzv wrote
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Select_Shock_1461 t1_iydt8k9 wrote
so edgy!
Uncle_Boppi t1_iydu1km wrote
Sure, but I'd choose a nice gourmet burger over licking a vagina any day of the week.
ImJustHereToWatch_ t1_iydwje0 wrote
Can vegetarians eat clams?
Weak-Sundae-5964 t1_iydwl9l wrote
I didn't realize pussy was vegetarian. Those people calling it roast beef all these years really threw me off.
PopIntelligent9515 t1_iydy8jl wrote
But animals taste so good too! I’m omnivorous
Distribution_That t1_iydyl73 wrote
Both
YoukanDewitt t1_iye1xwj wrote
How about a seafood taco?
LastWatch9 OP t1_iye4tqi wrote
I should sneak around at night and make it “Don’t eat pussy cats, you animals” striking out the not.
MrnDrnn t1_iye54r1 wrote
Took the words right out of my mouth
SnooAvocados763 t1_iye563t wrote
But if there is consent it doesn't matter.
AaronTheElite007 t1_iye567v wrote
Eat not animals… Yoda be taggin’
Xyphoid77 t1_iye5ejb wrote
But not the Pussy or the meat...
MrnDrnn t1_iye5j9u wrote
Sadly both are at home and I've got work 😢
TangoSmoker1967 t1_iye9m9f wrote
You mean VAGitarian.
Windyandbreezy t1_iyeaj3t wrote
I mean I'm not a fan of cats.. but I think it's frowned upon in America to eat pets
Joran_Dax t1_iyebfxv wrote
Understood. We just need to genetically modify a cow that gives consent.
strawbrrysundae t1_iyek6sg wrote
Yeah but human meat is more acceptable compared to animal meat apparently.
worthlesscatman t1_iyembd2 wrote
Taggin yoda is
Uncle_Boppi t1_iyemo4o wrote
If it's a good one, yeah.
MuthaPlucka t1_iyenig9 wrote
Consistent_Warthog80 t1_iyewv52 wrote
My girlfriend's a vegetarian so im meating them halfway...
SailorCredible t1_iyf0qxa wrote
But now you're just going from an omnivore to a cannibal. Hannibal Lecter sounds
DarthPatrick21 t1_iyf66xv wrote
It’s hard to find authentic feline dishes outside of Asia but I’ll try man.
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OldChucker t1_iyf9915 wrote
I could bring a hotdog in bed and eat both.
ContributionJolly634 t1_iyf9mhm wrote
I thought it read EAT RUSSIA NOT ANIMALS
Xx-matador-xX t1_iyfccb3 wrote
Canibalism is illegal
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