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iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixxd3uz wrote
So full, it over-flowth
AbeVigoda76 t1_ixxntuf wrote
Merry Christmas!
InevitableFly t1_ixxrty1 wrote
Merry Shitmas
Remarkable-Rock-5555 t1_ixz1s64 wrote
Honey, did you check our shitter?
Semi_Bee t1_ixxsft1 wrote
Came here to say this. Proud we're on the same level.
MyMonte94 t1_ixxsi6l wrote
Best movie ever
Semi_Bee t1_ixxswrn wrote
I don't agree but definitely in the top tier Christmas movie list. "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?!"
Agitated-Joey t1_ixy7ic8 wrote
Um no, diehard is the definitive best Christmas movie ever.
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Semi_Bee t1_ixxtpef wrote
Come back out u/Shy_guy_OF Your comment was appropro...
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Cursedbythedicegods t1_ixz2fqi wrote
Ah. Have you checked our shitters, honey?
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blasphemusa t1_ixxbimr wrote
Do all Americans live in houses as big as the Griswalds?
mattchewy43 t1_ixxdn3z wrote
A lot actually live like Cousin Eddie.
Toffeeman_1878 t1_iy57rtk wrote
With a metal plate in their heads?
biffxmas t1_ixxd6r1 wrote
No. Absolutely not.
iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixxdl8n wrote
a lot of us- do have a cousin eddie type in the family
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wallgreensin t1_ixxdr9u wrote
No. But this house looks old. Probably a pretty penny to purchase and restore.
Neon_Camouflage t1_ixxeceg wrote
Man I wish
fuschia_taco t1_ixxlb7b wrote
I live in an apartment that's in a building about the size of the Griswold's house!
My apartment is very tiny however. Micro home size without all the cool storage spots under the floorboards and built into the walls.
blasphemusa t1_ixxlhs1 wrote
Cool
fuschia_taco t1_ixxp7kh wrote
Its a shit hole lol
redyellowblue5031 t1_ixz0tgy wrote
The further from a city you get the bigger the homes can be without bumping up costs as much.
GroundbreakingYear61 t1_ixxaltq wrote
Fuckin Perfect
iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixxd9zj wrote
Happened a few days before Christmas, only thing to do is laugh about it and go with it
Hotdigetydogx t1_iy0jesa wrote
Hi there! Where did you get the cut out? Did you make it?
iatealltheicecream OP t1_iy1xuxc wrote
Made it- ironically, we own a 6ft Clark cutout, that we ordered online a few years ago… but he isn’t waterproof and remained indoors peepin’ out the window.
dontfuckhorses t1_ixxdjxs wrote
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
WeapingThorn t1_ixxcazs wrote
Had an issue in august with our pipes. Thankfully they only dug up a grave size chunk of the yard. Roommate kept saying it looked like a grave so we decorated it like that for Halloween
iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixxde8x wrote
so sorry you went through pipe issues - can be a costly and messy disaster- love that you went with a theme too- gotta roll with it. :)
Wild_Albatross7534 t1_ixxefwb wrote
Well that had to really suck. I love people who can let some expletives fly and then just laugh at the shit (no pun intended) that they have ink front of them.
iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixxfurt wrote
crazy shit flowed into our house and from our mouths ;) but once we got past the “wtf” phase- we went with laughter to get past it. :)
Wild_Albatross7534 t1_ixxfziv wrote
The world needs more people like you.
phdearthworm t1_ixxh6or wrote
We like to sum of the year with a Christmas ornament and had to redo the sewer a few years back.
KiraTsukasa t1_ixzbwtj wrote
When I was a kid, my dad would set a miniature Christmas town. Each year, he would set it up using my Hotwheels cars with different themes based on what was going on in the world. Like one year, during the OJ Simpson trial, he found a white Ford Bronco among my cars so set up a police chase. And other year, the town we lived in was undergoing a massive sewage system update, so our town had piles of dirt made from cocoa, construction vehicles, and stacks of pipes made from construction paper.
iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixzqcga wrote
This is so cute! I wonder if he realized at the time that this little tradition would end up being core memories for you. :)
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ScottRiqui t1_ixxg955 wrote
This looks familiar - we had to have our original cast iron sewer pipes replaced last year. The house is on a slab foundation, so the only options were to dig down through the flooring and foundation from the front of the house to the back, or 100 feet of tunnels under the house to remove/replace everything from underneath. We chose the second approach and had 6-8 foot piles of dirt around our house for a week. Totally worth it in the end, though.
_my_choice_ t1_ixxh8r0 wrote
LOL! Though the bill is not funny. Ours cost $9,000.
Alternative-Layer919 t1_ixxu9n2 wrote
EDDIE ! , Eddie what are you doing here ?
Silver_Draig t1_ixyuoyo wrote
You need a shit ton of lights and it's perfect! Can you rent or borrow a rv?
fulthrottlejazzhands t1_ixyxyt6 wrote
He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants if you know what I mean.
redyellowblue5031 t1_ixz10hv wrote
Clogged/cracked drain line? Tree roots? Overflowed septic tank?
What’s the dirty details OP?
iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixz2ymj wrote
Cracked sewer line. Had to replace line from the house- into the street. Was a total disaster. We had it scoped when we first moved in, but this 100 year old house likes to show us every now and then that she’s still got some tricks left up her sleeves.
redyellowblue5031 t1_ixz3955 wrote
Bummer! Sounds like a lot of work, glad you sound like you’re making the best of it. Those old houses are great but like you said can still get ya every once in a while.
Hopefully no more surprises anytime soon for you!
iatealltheicecream OP t1_ixz425t wrote
Thank you! Old houses can be a lot of work, but we love her.
Party-Independent-25 t1_ixzr98c wrote
Brrr! It’s a bit nippley out!
makenzie71 t1_iy04399 wrote
Missed opportunity for the Shirk Bros from Money Pit.
spiceydog t1_iy0qi1h wrote
I LOL'ed, thank you very much, and god bless Cousin Eddie 🥰😂
MyMonte94 t1_ixxcf7f wrote
Shitter’s full!