Submitted by reddituser_1206 t3_z6x1u4 in funny
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SYoung1974 t1_iy3ieq0 wrote
Tomatoes sauce, makes everything taste better
anal_a_fistula t1_iy3j3jb wrote
Salt
Plastic-Ad-8469 t1_iy3j7kq wrote
Probably tastes a little rubbery, Have any pets?
LanguageLiving9142 t1_iy3jln6 wrote
I cut mine into pieces first
Skully_Lover t1_iy3kiwp wrote
Nonoxynol-9 should give you a familiar taste.
reddituser_1206 OP t1_iy3nwq1 wrote
I know I choke it a lot and it squeaks weird
Puzzleheaded_You1845 t1_iy3qpnn wrote
Why are you trying to cook any ideas?
Hot_Engine7598 t1_iy3y3xk wrote
Try and squeeze all of your cock in there for a start...
Comfortable-Bear-443 t1_iy3ytgd wrote
May I recommend a ball and gag.?
Sammykins84 t1_iy4gg92 wrote
Why is no one replying with toy veggies?
UncleP24-7 t1_iy6a9cg wrote
Mayo
opaquely1ost t1_iy78ndk wrote
Needs cumin
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