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TonyClifton323 t1_j1exfkk wrote
This sums up dog ownership so well
[deleted] t1_j1ezl0p wrote
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BiteMe69Times t1_j1f0j2t wrote
Ya know, they have animal cruelty laws...
ExtremeCourtoftheUS t1_j1f14ez wrote
This comes from experience - please don't give the Frenchie any onion rings...
NJneer12 t1_j1f20vy wrote
AcademicMistake t1_j1f2jpk wrote
Do you have a glass kettle aswell so you can see all the lovely limescale build up ? Glass is bloody awful haha
colonel_Schwejk t1_j1f3d81 wrote
they explode?
ExtremeCourtoftheUS t1_j1f4e6v wrote
With malodorous flatulence...
colonel_Schwejk t1_j1f5y9c wrote
malodorous flatulence is their default modus operandi :)
so i imagine if you gave them onion rings it's like explosive mud volcano
fauxtruth t1_j1f9gel wrote
lol
KPDix t1_j1flxpg wrote
Imagine cleaning the table and then realizing you need to get on the ground on your back to crawl underneath to clean the bottom. Sounds like torture.
GANDORF57 t1_j1fni1s wrote
Beggar's Stance.
theregalbeagle t1_j1fpevr wrote
Don’t give dogs onions at all, they are toxic to dogs. They bring on hemolytic anemia.
edsavage404 t1_j1fqfi7 wrote
Onion rings and salsa?
h3u0w t1_j1fs6n6 wrote
Too bad that's not a french fry
NotJebediahKerman t1_j1fy52r wrote
ketchup??? on Onion Rings? You heathen!
Affectionate_Elk_272 t1_j1ga69m wrote
hey! i have those same plates!
i don’t remember ever buying them. i feel like one day they were just… there.
“babe where’d you get these plates?”
‘idk i thought you bought them’
[deleted] t1_j1gjvh9 wrote
so why didn't you opt out for the french glass bulldog?
East-Pollution7243 t1_j1h89qa wrote
Aliens maybe? 🫡
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okmarshall t1_j1hecra wrote
Surprised more dog owners don't know this. Loads of foods are really bad for dogs, if not fatal.
bulletoothjohnny t1_j1hmych wrote
Frog Dogs are so damn cute
Beneficial_Piccolo77 t1_j1hvycc wrote
Your the real animal. Ketchup and onion rings?
Mirabolis t1_j1i0l52 wrote
r/wewantplacemats
Severe-Collection-45 t1_j1i4kcu wrote
No but all their red blood cells do. Onions and garlics are an absolute no for both dogs and cats. Doesn’t take much to be fatal.
tbirdpug t1_j1i6x0h wrote
Worth it.
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