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SlothOperator t1_j29an3z wrote

The 3 shells is a nice touch, man.

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moleware OP t1_j29bv0q wrote

Got to be prepared, right?

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Hairy_Emu_6596 t1_j29cqjd wrote

Those seashells will help them feel right at home. Or clean up if they run out of tp.

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Ak47110 t1_j29g9jf wrote

This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 shells

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Sarge8707 t1_j29hzag wrote

Can you believe he doesn't know how to use the 3 shells?

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Hasher556 t1_j2ckzhc wrote

"Check out 'caveperson' over here 😄!"

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-Tom- t1_j29mi9i wrote

How else would you wipe?

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HanMaBoogie t1_j2azvt1 wrote

But no poop knife.

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Soonermagic1953 t1_j2ci2tp wrote

I saw another post of the same pic and there was a poop knife. Mandela effect. Nope a repost with photoshop

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moleware OP t1_j2czn99 wrote

You're looking at the first post. Apparently the post you saw first was the second one.

Does nobody look at timestamps?

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cr1ter t1_j2d0j4j wrote

Demolition man was set in 2032, we need to start on working on this.

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jacksonbarley t1_j29ht0z wrote

As a Floridian. I’m offended. We don’t all have seashells on our toilet tanks. Sometimes we put them in baskets near the sink or use them to frame a mirror.

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JeremyThaFunkyPunk t1_j29tuuj wrote

True Floridamen wipe with live gators.

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moleware OP t1_j2bqqo3 wrote

I'm doing the best I can! I hope my mother-in-law finds this acceptable. In the meantime I will search for a basket...

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zimshegee t1_j29owpt wrote

I’m not sure what the purple thing is,but on first glance I thought it was some sort of butt plug/sex toy which I thought was a very bold move on your part.

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moleware OP t1_j2bqemz wrote

Reddit has its head sufficiently up the gutter today.

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JeremyThaFunkyPunk t1_j29u76g wrote

It's just air freshener but I had the same thought at first (dildo though, that would be a true Florida man sized butt plug I guess).

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OffsetEye t1_j29fj3k wrote

3 shells lol. Take the tp out of the room!

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kid-chino t1_j2a5vqj wrote

I had to scroll too far to find someone else who noticed this reference

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lamsham69 t1_j29fmqa wrote

I don’t care where I live, I’m never ready for my in-laws

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Halfcut2023 t1_j29birh wrote

Next step is to paint that awful color.

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moleware OP t1_j29bp5o wrote

Oh my god yes. We slap that up because believe it or not it was better than what was there before. Our next step is to actually pay for paint and do it right when we can afford it.

And don't even get me started on the floor...

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Kill3rT0fu t1_j29ceha wrote

>when we can afford it.

Good luck in Colorado

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moleware OP t1_j2br800 wrote

Been here 10 years, homeowners for five. I think we're doing just fine 👍

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90swasbest t1_j29lem0 wrote

Get that bidet attachment fam, save a fortune in paper.

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moleware OP t1_j2bqjc4 wrote

Got one in the master bathroom. It was amazing to have when 2020 happened. We never even worried about toilet paper.

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Rielhawk t1_j2a3wv0 wrote

Holy shit, it's air freshener, not a purple dildo.

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moleware OP t1_j2bq7q1 wrote

Why does everybody keeps saying that? It's just a regular febreze air freshener!

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mkul316 t1_j29hkbg wrote

Why are the three seashells Florida specific? Everyone all over used them and they were in California, not Florida.

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moleware OP t1_j2bquz2 wrote

I don't have any In-laws in California.

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SaNaMaN80 t1_j29ubl9 wrote

I thought that was a big purple rubber dong on the back.

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infernal_cacaphony t1_j2agyfv wrote

Those are the essenSHELLS… I’ll see myself out…

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Cleverkid62 t1_j29k4k8 wrote

Nice setup, but your missing a “bathroom guest book”. Gotta let everyone who takes a dump in your house document it

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moleware OP t1_j2bqlgk wrote

Dueley noted! I'll be heading to the dollar store to pick one up tomorrow.

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Hoseftheman t1_j29nr18 wrote

Bro you may be ready for them but the rest of us aint

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JOHNYfivesALIVE t1_j29t96w wrote

Can you straighten the sign tho

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moleware OP t1_j2bqcge wrote

I didn't even realize it was crooked until I took this picture. I did straighten it 👍

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BlockOdd7613 t1_j2clyo8 wrote

Just saw this exact post on another thread but there was a knife on the toilet.

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moleware OP t1_j2cyn1w wrote

This was the second post. The other one says (fixed) in the title.

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Trumpcangosuckone t1_j29es26 wrote

How accommodating. Aerosol can for that much needed halftime huff, bath salts to wake them up before the hitchhike home to FL, and the 3 shells in case they're eco minded. You're a great host

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moleware OP t1_j2br3yr wrote

Thank you, it feels good to be validated.

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Razeal_102 t1_j29flvb wrote

What is that at the foot of the toilet? And where did you get it?

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moleware OP t1_j2bqzn6 wrote

It's called The squatty potty! I have one for every toilet. So I have three squatty potties for pleasant pooping no matter where I am!

Though to be honest I don't use the guest bathroom toilet because my roommates keep that clean and... Well they don't keep it clean.

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suavesnail t1_j29g797 wrote

They are going to have so many questions

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fauxbliviot t1_j29vlmj wrote

Lol, my over toilet sign says "welcome to the pooping nook"

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WonderOrca t1_j29w2du wrote

I thought the purple spray was a dildo & was wondering what that had to do with Florida.

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moleware OP t1_j2bqa3n wrote

I must be looking for dildos in all the wrong places...

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Texsys t1_j2a1e5k wrote

The royal throne awaits!

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Prestigious-Ad-795 t1_j2ae6zw wrote

Thought the air freshener was a big purple dildo lol

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moleware OP t1_j2bq6f1 wrote

That's the second time I've heard that... It's just a regular febreze air freshener!

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FoggsHon t1_j2amzi1 wrote

I love the toilet stool

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moleware OP t1_j2bq2bf wrote

It really helps for power pooping.

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Downrightregret t1_j2bbspe wrote

I thought the air freshener was.. uh.. something else

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ItsokImtheDr t1_j2cf813 wrote

What happened to the knife?

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moleware OP t1_j2cypjm wrote

You went back in time. This post is older than the other one.

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_B_Little_me t1_j2cljnm wrote

r/unexpectedDemolitionMan

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moleware OP t1_j2cytfc wrote

I just came downstairs and noticed someone has removed the toilet paper...

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cspicy_ t1_j2cshst wrote

Our house has a “No Dumping Allowed” street sign in the same exact location.

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zq-trk t1_j2dbnxx wrote

Wow, quick thinking with the shells! I have when I hate nothing to wipe with when there’s no toilet paper left

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Apricotdreams76 t1_j2fa65b wrote

OMG, I thought the aircreshner was a dildo!!

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WALNUTSH2279 t1_j2ailt5 wrote

Looks like a townhouse. Im too in Colorado.

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moleware OP t1_j2bq499 wrote

Single family structure. Got it back when I was still a software engineer. I feel like struck gold.

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WALNUTSH2279 t1_j2bsjpm wrote

That's what I have too. In the Springs. Not a fan of townhouses, but that's all they're building here now.

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Vadryna t1_j2b1tyo wrote

Is this for their political opinions?

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moleware OP t1_j2bpzrs wrote

I guess? I don't really know how that's applicable but if you can find a way this is political, go for it!

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Holdmypipe t1_j2bsq2c wrote

Ah nice the poop stool definitely helps with the BM’s.

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banme5lol t1_j2bu9kd wrote

You can have that anywhere 😂

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Smirking_Turk t1_j2cogxr wrote

Yeah, what happened to the knife? Previous post Made me go down a whole, what is ‘poop knife’ rabbit hole lol. Now you repost with no knife?! I’m confused.

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moleware OP t1_j2cyjlj wrote

This was the first post. That's why the other one says (fixed) in the title.

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