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Halfcut2023 t1_j29birh wrote

Next step is to paint that awful color.

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moleware OP t1_j29bp5o wrote

Replying to Halfcut2023 (#1,185,102)

Oh my god yes. We slap that up because believe it or not it was better than what was there before. Our next step is to actually pay for paint and do it right when we can afford it.

And don't even get me started on the floor...

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kilroy000 t1_j29d7rn wrote

I still don't know how to use the three seashells!

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Trumpcangosuckone t1_j29es26 wrote

How accommodating. Aerosol can for that much needed halftime huff, bath salts to wake them up before the hitchhike home to FL, and the 3 shells in case they're eco minded. You're a great host

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OffsetEye t1_j29fj3k wrote

3 shells lol. Take the tp out of the room!

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Razeal_102 t1_j29flvb wrote

What is that at the foot of the toilet? And where did you get it?

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lamsham69 t1_j29fmqa wrote

I don’t care where I live, I’m never ready for my in-laws

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suavesnail t1_j29g797 wrote

They are going to have so many questions

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mkul316 t1_j29hkbg wrote

Why are the three seashells Florida specific? Everyone all over used them and they were in California, not Florida.

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jacksonbarley t1_j29ht0z wrote

As a Floridian. I’m offended. We don’t all have seashells on our toilet tanks. Sometimes we put them in baskets near the sink or use them to frame a mirror.

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Cleverkid62 t1_j29k4k8 wrote

Nice setup, but your missing a “bathroom guest book”. Gotta let everyone who takes a dump in your house document it

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90swasbest t1_j29lem0 wrote

Get that bidet attachment fam, save a fortune in paper.

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Hoseftheman t1_j29nr18 wrote

Bro you may be ready for them but the rest of us aint

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zimshegee t1_j29owpt wrote

I’m not sure what the purple thing is,but on first glance I thought it was some sort of butt plug/sex toy which I thought was a very bold move on your part.

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SaNaMaN80 t1_j29ubl9 wrote

I thought that was a big purple rubber dong on the back.

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fauxbliviot t1_j29vlmj wrote

Lol, my over toilet sign says "welcome to the pooping nook"

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WonderOrca t1_j29w2du wrote

I thought the purple spray was a dildo & was wondering what that had to do with Florida.

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Texsys t1_j2a1e5k wrote

The royal throne awaits!

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Rielhawk t1_j2a3wv0 wrote

Holy shit, it's air freshener, not a purple dildo.

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WALNUTSH2279 t1_j2ailt5 wrote

Looks like a townhouse. Im too in Colorado.

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Vadryna t1_j2b1tyo wrote

Is this for their political opinions?

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moleware OP t1_j2bqzn6 wrote

Replying to Razeal_102 (#1,186,137)

It's called The squatty potty! I have one for every toilet. So I have three squatty potties for pleasant pooping no matter where I am!

Though to be honest I don't use the guest bathroom toilet because my roommates keep that clean and... Well they don't keep it clean.

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Holdmypipe t1_j2bsq2c wrote

Ah nice the poop stool definitely helps with the BM’s.

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banme5lol t1_j2bu9kd wrote

You can have that anywhere 😂

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BlockOdd7613 t1_j2clyo8 wrote

Just saw this exact post on another thread but there was a knife on the toilet.

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Smirking_Turk t1_j2cogxr wrote

Yeah, what happened to the knife? Previous post Made me go down a whole, what is ‘poop knife’ rabbit hole lol. Now you repost with no knife?! I’m confused.

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cspicy_ t1_j2cshst wrote

Our house has a “No Dumping Allowed” street sign in the same exact location.

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zq-trk t1_j2dbnxx wrote

Wow, quick thinking with the shells! I have when I hate nothing to wipe with when there’s no toilet paper left

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