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Recon_Figure t1_j279hxg wrote
*airborne
nocturnaltumenscence t1_j27apel wrote
Spelt airborne!
Otherwise all true !
acqz t1_j27bgwc wrote
*Spelled airborne
Unless you're talking about wheat or you're British.
nocturnaltumenscence t1_j27bqoz wrote
Indian, so yeah we speak the king's English and not Yankee!
thndrstrk t1_j27bx4d wrote
Why don't they call it West north or East south?
ilikewinetooo t1_j27cd1q wrote
Hard to argue with the logic, but covid gives you a dry cough forever and Southwest does throw in a bag that has 6 peanuts in it.
crittercasualty t1_j27e36j wrote
transmitted via respiratory droplets, not air, which makes it even worse lmao fhdgxugdj
[deleted] t1_j27fdp4 wrote
Ouch
nocturnaltumenscence t1_j27grbg wrote
Southwest Submarine ?
typo9292 t1_j27ixvo wrote
Wow that was a fast switch back to 🤴
nocturnaltumenscence t1_j27jj1s wrote
Well the Queen is dead ! So I guess it is King Charlie for us now !
shrlytmpl t1_j27myt5 wrote
ryx107 t1_j27u5c3 wrote
Obsessed with the idea that some disgruntled person found the materials necessary to write this joke and post it here
NGEFan t1_j27uio1 wrote
Well for one thing, the north or south direction is always stated first. So the words would be northwest or southeast. Still, why southwest instead of northeast? I imagine south because you go south to get closer to the equator where it's warmer. Maybe west because the U.S. is in the west and even if you travel to New York, it's still the "Western world". Even Europe is considered "West despite being the eastern portion of most standard maps, it's still west of the true "East" that is associated with Asia, which is itself often divided between "Asia" and "South east Asia".
thndrstrk t1_j27v77u wrote
I appreciate your answer, but why is North/South stated first?
anubis_cheerleader t1_j27wo7z wrote
I don't know. That is the convention in all English syntax I have read or heard.
anubis_cheerleader t1_j27wrel wrote
Also, I believe the company started in Texas, which is in the southern US, specifically the southwest region of the country.
Edit: yes, headquartered in Dallas, TX, and served that region the most at the beginning.
Quercusagrifloria t1_j27zvnl wrote
Airborne
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FaagenDazs t1_j28mvmr wrote
Over 120 languages are spoken in India
Louis_Farizee t1_j28qjxz wrote
And you can catch it more than once in a lifetime.
srikrishna-sama t1_j28rlqm wrote
Ayy I was there a couple days ago. Made me feel a whole lot better about my situation
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FiascoBarbie t1_j297ksc wrote
I am not 100% positive but I think it is because all reliable ways of navigating (lodestones, Viking sun compasses and most celestial methods) could reliably measure and identify north or south. So the other directions are in relation to the 2 you can reliably measure.
nocturnaltumenscence t1_j297whk wrote
How dare you sir ?
This Aryan Supremacy will not do !
😅
You stepping into a landmine zone that will give the Korean DMZ penis envy !
Hindi is one of the languages that is spoken , it is a bastard language like English. maybe that's why Indians don't really have an issue with English either. (Head shaking and accent not included)
Apart from that, there are a lot of languages with different ethnic origins.
Double_Joseph t1_j29blok wrote
Southworst
Seastar14TheWitch t1_j29rdfk wrote
We need Cyno to explain this one.
ithkuil t1_j29vxl8 wrote
Supposedly I have a Southwest flight tomorrow evening. I am worried though because it seems like 50000 other people may think they have flights too. Possibly at the same airport. I guess I just don't really trust their scheduling at this point.
sandyz35 t1_j29yi6r wrote
Funny but Sad At the same time !
BuckyDuster t1_j2agqnx wrote
*airborne
Softburns t1_j2ahgq4 wrote
Is covid Airborne? Although spit is airborne, hmm
-69_nice- t1_j2ajm1s wrote
Spelt is correct unless you’re American, not only if you’re British
Obsessed_Climber t1_j2b7u2i wrote
Doing their part to prevent the spread
Cream1984 t1_j2bcflu wrote
were you? prove it.
SlightDesigner8214 t1_j2bldqq wrote
As far as I understand the major reason for the cancellations are harsh weather conditions making it a security issue.
In times like that I tend to share one of the best sayings in aviation I know of…
“It’s better to be down here wanting to be up there, than up there wanting to be down here”.
Yes it’s understandably frustrating but safety has to come first.
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nocturnaltumenscence t1_j2ccp67 wrote
Bit of a moot point, I guess.
I mean, imagine if it mutates into a sexually transmitted virus.
Which would be preferable ?
Herpes-Covid hybrid ?
HIV-Covid ?
Now imagine if HIV-Covid, mutates back to airborne and just silently spreads to entire 7/8 billion over the next 10 years without any symptoms.
And then boom 💥 !
2032 - a massive out break of TB & HIV, 99% mortality !
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