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FloatingMonkeyPaw t1_j27z2du wrote
A sperm buttplug
TheSuperTiger t1_j27z9ly wrote
Lookout it’s going for your eyes!
samwisejumanji t1_j27zhr2 wrote
The perfect accessory for your masturbation station
Sakaito t1_j280891 wrote
I'm sure it'll find its way in someone lol
Planet_Atom t1_j280ow5 wrote
Is it though?
ComprehendReading t1_j280vu5 wrote
Stick it up your butt and you can be a metal pikachu.
FloatingMonkeyPaw t1_j281ewl wrote
Mecha pikachu
crillc t1_j281wi9 wrote
I’ve yet to realize what a bog roll is …
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Dexterx99 t1_j2825t2 wrote
Ya well I just got back from the Red Lobster… Signed Zeke
prophecygirl785 t1_j282rhx wrote
I’m thinking this is a language thing. I’ve never heard the term bog used like this. I’m American if that helps.
David_Good_Enough t1_j283ax4 wrote
Platinum Sperm IRL
Empty-Dragonfly9682 t1_j283mri wrote
Better start using tissues then
yellowzebrasfly t1_j283qg8 wrote
Bog roller? Wtf where you from my man. Don't people call it toilet paper anymore
Necessary-Fudge-3218 t1_j283v55 wrote
To me it means a swamp or marsh or something. I guess it also means a bathroom? Hopefully they aren't the same thing.
realdjjmc t1_j284s0i wrote
And a powerful strong sperm at that
SquatnastyMcPoot t1_j284w3c wrote
OP is no stranger to seeing sperm.
OorPancake t1_j2858ff wrote
'Bog' is a British/Irish term for a toilet.
Parliament-- t1_j285zv8 wrote
Bog roll holder..?
twentyattempts t1_j287jf7 wrote
Butt plug pro plus
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IFinkUStink t1_j288k50 wrote
Bog roll, classic UK saying 😂
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formulanerd t1_j28b7ob wrote
if your asshole is like a bog, you need help
BigZaber t1_j28fbzf wrote
Doubles as a fun bathroom toy!
Right-Bread-7125 t1_j28gd4q wrote
Sperm holding toilet paper. How the turntables.
ieatassHarvardstyle t1_j28kauf wrote
Craziest sounding rod I've seen.
NoBicycle3932 t1_j28kgzh wrote
"the bog" is British slang for toilet.
NoBicycle3932 t1_j28kk1z wrote
It's common UK slang for toilet.
NoBicycle3932 t1_j28klxt wrote
"There's no bog roll left in the shitter!".
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not_a_droid t1_j28nhcg wrote
bog roll
Hellwolfe007 t1_j28oth9 wrote
God I love aus/nz/brit slang.
lifetard90 t1_j28qu3w wrote
Now look in the mirror, you were also once sperm
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TAway69420666 t1_j28rxqk wrote
In that case, I need help
anallawndarts t1_j28vdyb wrote
your what?
bob_nugget_the_3rd t1_j28vu3p wrote
A butt plug with kinks, what a marvellous time to be alive in
Automatic_Basket_926 t1_j28w5p8 wrote
Don't trip and fall on it naked after a shower. The doctor will never believe you.
J_of_the_North t1_j291kq3 wrote
Astro-sperm, because it's clearly rocketing to the moon !
michaelozzqld t1_j2924u4 wrote
No...its a butt plug
bophed t1_j2948u3 wrote
TIL: Bog Roll is synonymous to toilet paper.
Much-Highlight-503 t1_j2952t4 wrote
Its buttplug
Derpygoras t1_j29567u wrote
I learned a new fun word today.
Bog roll, hue hue hue
StorminNorman t1_j295hnk wrote
In this case, OP is Australian.
kkirv t1_j295yb6 wrote
It's artistic.
spikyness27 t1_j297z5x wrote
Ummm that's just a resistor
andGalactus t1_j299vgn wrote
I will never get over the term bog roll.
DeathBuffalo t1_j29bgad wrote
It's a roll you get from a bump on a frog on a log in a bog.
No_Tie3538 t1_j29cnlm wrote
Bog?
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North_South_Side t1_j2a1jq6 wrote
52 year old American here. Never heard this slang, despite watching tons of British TV/movies and visiting England twice in my life.
Learn something new every day. Today is my birthday, and I mark my 52nd year by learning that bog is slang for toilet in England.
NoBicycle3932 t1_j2a206p wrote
Not just in England, but the whole of the UK and Ireland also, It's vulgar slang, but is still extremely common. you might hear "He's in the bog", or "Where's the bog?" etc. but is only really used amongst people you're very familar with. Also, Happy Birthday!
StarkSamurai t1_j2a84cv wrote
The concerning thing to me is that chicken bog is a chicken and rice dish (usually with some other stuff added) commonly served in the southeast US
NoBicycle3932 t1_j2ablyz wrote
If you ask for a bog in the UK or Ireland, you be will directed to the toilets, or possibly some nearby fields that are renowned for always being waterlogged. Be careful what you ask for in a restaurant...
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IFinkUStink t1_j2b1h7i wrote
NoBicycle3932 t1_j2b3o54 wrote
Cludgie (Scotland).
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Arcusinoz t1_j2c4djx wrote
Or only for the very adventurous among us it could also potentially be a Butt Plug?
amateurrocketeer t1_j2ccc7s wrote
Bog = toilet in UK & Australian slang
Bog roll = toilet roll
amateurrocketeer t1_j2ccjhb wrote
OP is probably from Melbourne Australia. He posts in the r/Melbourne sub
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