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Tborealis t1_j1unw0y wrote

Or you can just take a person home. For free. They're yours now.

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0xRay OP t1_j1umnxx wrote

The sign makes it read like only “free people” can use the restrooms.

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NSA_van_3 t1_j1vl9fv wrote

if you gotta explain the joke...

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0xRay OP t1_j1vn36q wrote

Yeah, Its quite clear that I have a very low bar in laughing at mundane things. 😭

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BrainSqueezins t1_j1xp4at wrote

You read it wrong.

They are offering free people with every flush.

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AbriefDelay t1_j1vrqij wrote

I am a free citizen of eulmore! I can use the bathroom if I wish!

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ArchonStranger t1_j1wc5wl wrote

I'm not shitting, I'm evacuating bowels as a traveling non-corporation person!

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EyeOk389 t1_j1uo6jl wrote

That's one empty bathroom

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officialdevourer t1_j1uooi1 wrote

What a weird office space. Michael is the boss with his own office and Co owner Tory also have her own space. Mid chief Tiffany shares with the rest. Also a place where you can untuck it feels very modern and progressive. I prefer to belong to the free people tho.

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brettyrocks t1_j1usw1m wrote

There's a charge to use the robot restrooms.

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SlappingSalt t1_j1uui37 wrote

You need to be free to use it. No slaves allowed.

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EARTHSKYSPIN t1_j1weyl4 wrote

free people is actually super high class shit

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Zaraxas t1_j1x6kkp wrote

Free folk restroom

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littleMAS t1_j1xevjm wrote

BTW, the Tiffany toilet is to die for.

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Lower_Bar_2428 t1_j1xwbg5 wrote

This makes me wonder if freedom is actually possible

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jeffinRTP t1_j1uo81b wrote

That's a politically correct sign for the new segregation.

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shipoftheseus98 t1_j1uottp wrote

Clearly it's a directive from our alien overlords. And you know what?? I agree. Free them from all restrooms, I say.

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SuzieQ4624 t1_j1uqcfv wrote

I bet they have Free Animal restrooms on the other side

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primecypher t1_j1vrc0u wrote

So only for the unvaccinated? Have fun peeing outside sheeple.

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