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MSGRiley t1_j1vl70j wrote

Hide the penis is not your game, it's been around a while.


IamLuann t1_j1vpdak wrote

I hope there are other cute magnets, because this has become a really good.


SlavOnfredski t1_j1vtn0m wrote

although not mentioned in the Bible, when Jesus was young, apparently he was a little dick.


Smudge_09 t1_j1vue9t wrote

Look at the cock on the Jesus


SushiKittyCat t1_j1w32vn wrote

I really want to see their reaction when they go to put the nativity sceane away, you need to post an update like a screenshot of the text you'll receive off your parents lol


NOT000 t1_j1w7pjq wrote

i had a similar ongoing prank with wifey

we used this tiny novelty pencil topper penis

i'd put it in with her vitamins

she would put it in my cereal...


Josette22 t1_j1w9c73 wrote

That's not funny. Woe to you. :-l


stiletto929 t1_j1wcs0h wrote

You are going to hell. And I am right here with you for that trip, cause this is hilarious.


whsftbldad t1_j1wgu38 wrote

Your dedication to the game is commendable. Have you written a book to teach us your ways?


Finsceal OP t1_j1whkp0 wrote

You're offended, which I'm guessing means you're religious.

I'm sorry for offending you.

Having said that, you wished 'woe' upon me. Hoping that something bad happens your fellow man isn't particularly christian, is it?


webgruntzed t1_j1wt0xz wrote

Maybe they know. I mean, I'd be ok with it. The Big Guy must love dicks, he sure made a lot of them.


BizzyM t1_j1wysen wrote

Jesus: what a dick.


BerriesAndMe t1_j1wywvr wrote

For a worrisome second I thought you were trying to get an ant invasion going or something because I took the filthy too literal.

But those are clean filthy magnets


richardec t1_j1x5mye wrote

Baby Jesus just after the bris. It's a bit swollen.


MasterFubar t1_j1x9nvk wrote

Theme music: The Little Drummer Boy. He will beat some rhythm in that wood.


b_kiss26 t1_j1xbfzh wrote

The dick in a manger is funny but that Nativity Set is terrifying lol


stent00 t1_j1xgj81 wrote

Hmm that angel is humping that sheep....bahhh


LivingInPugtopia t1_j1xp4d8 wrote

I think putting a tiny penis in a tiny manger is a fairly certain trip to Hell. Also, that's hilarious.


overtoke t1_j1xu23z wrote

Away in a manger

No crib for a bed

The little Lord Jesus

Laid down His sweet head


THMSSNGLNK t1_j1xw82o wrote

Ahahahahaha! Over the top! Awesomesauce! Ahahahahaha


Genetics t1_j1y0h4f wrote

This is great! My parents and siblings have a game where we steal camels from each other’s nativity scenes when we visit each other. I got my kids in on it and they ransomed one of my mom’s camels for brownies a few days ago.


AzureDreamer t1_j1y2wzr wrote

Wow a religious family with a sense of humor shocked pikachu


DancingMood-Critical t1_j1z56v7 wrote

Jesus killed a kid for bumping into him. He also struck the parents blind for asking Jesus' parents to make him stop killing other kids that offended him (Infancy Gospel of Thomas).

No wonder why the church ripped off these texts from the bible lol.


ZookeepergameHead145 t1_j1z90l3 wrote

Is Mary breastfeeding a cat? She looks awfully happy with cat teeth ripping her breast to shreds.


owlincoup t1_j1zu2hr wrote

I mean, it's not that bad. Having Mary nurse a cat could be pretty controversial I guess.