My wife loves to sleep in. Tomorrow she has to get everything ready for a New Year's party. She doesn't want to deal with the crowds.

Submitted by mrmackz t3_zyqtzh in funny

She said, "tomorrow, I'm getting up at the crack of dawn to go to the grocery store."

I laughed, "you're getting up early!?!"

She replied, "yes as long as I get out by eight or eight-thirty I'll be okay."

I said, "sure."

Then she says, "as long as I'm out of the house by nine it's all good."

I laughed at her, "you just went from the crack of dawn to nine in about 10 seconds."

To which she said, "if I'm there before lunch, we're good.

Me... laughing.

She concluded, "as long as I get there before everyone is off of work I'll be fine."

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red_west_la t1_j27em7e wrote

She could just stay up all night and then get out really early

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Kalix t1_j27idpp wrote

Like my mom Always asking me if i went to sleep early, yea, early in the morning, (5am rn)

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voitlander t1_j27gra9 wrote

Well, I'm sure you're helping? Right?

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mrmackz OP t1_j27h5lq wrote

Yes, I am laughing at her delusions.

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kippers t1_j2963e7 wrote

Maybe if you helped her and she didn’t have to do everything this would be funnier

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Alex_of_Bree t1_j27mnpk wrote

That's the kind of shit I do. I don't get to work until 8 or 9, when I should Probably be getting in at like 6:30 😅

I tell myself every night, before work, "I am going in right away tomorrow" ... then I remember that my phone alarm has a snooze button 😅

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UncleBeauRules t1_j27j7iq wrote

8 is the crack of dawn to her? 🤣

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mrmackz OP t1_j27ji5m wrote

No, 8 was what she bumped it to initially.

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Tmacswife t1_j27sja4 wrote

She is my spirit sister. You should see the alarms set on my phone. LOL

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Lietenantdan t1_j2bw56l wrote

She could try using a store’s ecommerce department

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umheywaitdude t1_j29m0ao wrote

So you’re saying she’s lazy then.

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